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Monday, November 30, 2009

A Thousand Words for "Overstrung"

Related Link » Serena Williams hit with record fine, probation for tirade
“A profanity-laced tirade at last summer's U.S. Open has earned tennis star Serena Williams a record $82,500 US fine and two years of probation.”
— ‘CBS Sports’



Post #1,025 A Thousand Words for "Overstrung"


Black-Scholes Alternative

Related Link » Adaptive-Wave Alternative for the Black-Scholes Option Pricing Model
“A nonlinear wave alternative for the standard Black-Scholes option-pricing model is presented. [...] Adjustable 'weights' of the adaptive market-heat potential are estimated using either unsupervised Hebbian learning, or supervised Levenberg-Marquardt algorithm. In the case of stochastic volatility, it is itself represented by the wave function, so we come to the so-called Manakov system of two coupled NLS equations (that admits closed-form solutions), with the common adaptive market potential, which defines a bidirectional spatio-temporal associative memory.”
— ‘Vladimir G. Ivancevic, (Submitted on 10 Nov 2009)’

Works for me.

Post #1,024 Black-Scholes Alternative


Hoist with their own putrid leotards!

Related Link » Climate Change Scientists Admit Dumping Data
“Scientists at the University of East Anglia have admitted throwing away much of the raw temperature data on which their predictions of global warming are based. [...] The data were gathered from weather stations around the world and then adjusted to take account of variables in the way they were collected. The revised figures were kept, but the originals — stored on paper and magnetic tape — were dumped to save space when the CRU moved to a new building. [...] In a statement on its website, the CRU [Climatic Research Unit of the University of East Anglia] said: "We do not hold the original raw data but only the value-added (quality controlled and homogenized) data." The CRU is the world’s leading center for reconstructing past climate and temperatures. Climate change sceptics have long been keen to examine exactly how its data were compiled. That is now impossible.” [emphasis added]
— ‘Jonathan Leake, Environment Editor, The Sunday Times [of London]’

What a bunch of f*cking criminals!

h/t Secular Apostate

Post #1,023 Hoist with their own putrid leotards!


Sunday, November 29, 2009

Move It

Related Link » Change We Can Believe In
“So, fellow critics of Obama, what would we do instead? It is easy to harp, as Obama did in 2007-8, but hard to govern, as Obama learned in 2009. So for all the criticism, let us put up some sample proposals of our own.
[...]
Transfer the UN headquarters to an African or South American capital closer to the problems of hunger, disease, and poverty. I suggest either Lagos or Lima. Global elites could not walk from five-star hotels to the CBS studios to grandstand about US pathologies. But delegates could match their solidarity rhetoric by concretely living with the other. We would get away from the “U.S. did it”. UN forces could ring UN headquarters when a nearby Chavez or Mugabe was rumored to be saber-rattling and crossing borders. When the Kofi Annans of the world got upset stomachs from their luncheon salads, perhaps they could address world sanitation and government corruption rather than Israel.
[...]”
— ‘Victor Davis Hanson, November 29, 2009’
Related Link » The normblog profile 232: TheBigHenry
“[...]
What would you do with the UN? > Move it to Baghdad.
[...]”
— ‘TheBigHenry, February 29, 2008’
Since I last considered the "UN Question", I have thought of a few alternatives to my recommendation of February 2008:Post #1,022 Move It

§ I Am Music and I Pick the Songs: O mio babbino caro

{Song #40 « Song #41 » Song #42}

§ ≡ One of an ongoing series of posts in which I pick, in my not-so-humble opinion, the best songs of the second millennium. Feel free to offer constructive dissenting opinions; preferably set to music.

Song #41 is O mio babbino caro, composed by Giacomo Puccini.

"O mio babbino caro" (Oh my dear papa) is an aria from the opera Gianni Schicchi (1918), by Giacomo Puccini, to a libretto by Giovacchino Forzano. It is sung by Lauretta after tensions between Schicchi and his prospective in-laws have reached a breaking point that threatens to separate her from Rinuccio, the boy she loves. It provides a contrasting interlude expressing lyrical simplicity and single-hearted love in the atmosphere of hypocrisy, jealousy, double-dealing and feuding in medieval Florence of Puccini's only comedy, and it provides the only set-piece in the through-composed conversational musical give-and-take.



Post #1,021 § I Am Music and I Pick the Songs: O mio babbino caro

§ Quantized History #26


§ ≡ A quantum of Quantized History { #25 « #26 » #27 }

November 29, 1924 » Death of Giacomo Puccini

Giacomo Antonio Domenico Michele Secondo Maria Puccini (22 December 1858 – 29 November 1924) was an Italian composer whose operas, including La bohème, Tosca, Madama Butterfly and Turandot, are among the most frequently performed in the standard repertoire. Some of his arias, such as "O mio babbino caro" from Gianni Schicchi, "Che gelida manina" from La bohème, and "Nessun dorma" from Turandot, have become part of popular culture.

    Puccini's Operas:

  1. Le Villi (The Willis or The Fairies), libretto by Ferdinando Fontana
  2. Edgar, libretto by Ferdinando Fontana
  3. Manon Lescaut, libretto by Luigi Illica, Marco Praga and Domenico Oliva
  4. La Bohème, libretto by Luigi Illica and Giuseppe Giacosa
  5. Tosca, libretto by Luigi Illica and Giuseppe Giacosa
  6. Madama Butterfly, libretto by Luigi Illica and Giuseppe Giacosa
  7. La Fanciulla del West (The Girl of the Golden West), libretto by Guelfo Civinini and Carlo Zangarini
  8. La Rondine (The Swallow), libretto by Giuseppe Adami
  9. Il Trittico (The Triptych):
    1. Il Tabarro (The Cloak), libretto by Giuseppe Adami
    2. Suor Angelica (Sister Angelica), libretto by Giovacchino Forzano
    3. Gianni Schicchi, libretto by Giovacchino Forzano
  10. Turandot, libretto by Renato Simoni and Giuseppe Adami
Post #1020 § Quantized History #26

Friday, November 27, 2009

Expectations of Great White Sharking

Related Link » O Presidency Shark Jumped
“I’m afraid the Obama administration is in serious danger of jumping the shark before the first year’s out. Between racking up a historic deficit on pork, dragging out a critical war decision for purposes of minor tinkering, insulting and alarming key allies, playing foot-in-mouth with street cops, watching major agenda items bog down despite one-party rule … how can he hope to top that season without resorting to cheap, obvious gimmicks?” [emphasis added]
— ‘Jules Crittenden’
Having already exceeded expectations for His audacity, it boggles the mind what The Obama can conjure up to jump the great white. Will The O'Fonzie exceed Madoff's ponzi? Will His Obamitude introduce $quadrillion into the vernacular? Will he require that all US Army war games be conducted with tinker toys? Will one-party rule become law? Will he appoint Michelle, Holder, and Biden to replace the Joint Chiefs of Staff? Will he jump a great white shark with a running start on water?

Post #1,019 Expectations of Great White Sharking

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Happy Thanksgiving, as it were

Related Link » Riding the Back of the Tiger
“The survival of Israel now depends on its pilots and missiles, not on any guarantees from the US. In today’s currency, what we guarantee is worth about as much as US treasury bills, or promises of missile defense for Eastern Europe. [...] The problem with all this pessimistic view of human nature is that our elite and anointed smirk at it. They seem to say, ‘Tsk, tsk, we are 21st century Ivy-Leaguers in the postmodern age. [...] But does anyone think human nature has changed (since the Greeks) due to improved diet, or that brain chemistry has altered with video games? Obama inherited, he did not make the rules — whether he thinks he can hope-and-change them away or not. He can read all of Paul Krugman’s essays all he wants, [...] but that does not make a soon-to-be $20-trillion debt go away. Such fantasy does not mean interest rates won’t climb to 5-6% and more, and does not mean that we soon will not be paying a $1-trillion-a-year interest to pay back what we owe. The President can Van-Jones the energy question all he wants, in soaring tones bellowing out ‘solar, wind, and millions of new green jobs!’ But that does not mean that, when the global recovery begins, oil won’t go back to $100 plus per barrel. [...] And, yes, again, [His Oneness] can give a 100 Cairo speeches, back flip even, apologize to the world for being mean to blacks, Indians, Hispanics, Europeans, Japanese, women, birds, plants, butterflies, whatever. And still an Ahmadinejad, a Chavez or a Putin will not be impressed.”
— ‘Victor Davis Hanson, November 25th, 2009’

Hopey-dopey, dude, and pass the ammunition. And pray like hell for a return to some semblance of sanity and honor.

Happy Thanksgiving, all y'all.

h/t Theo

Post #1,018 Happy Thanksgiving, as it were


I'll see your mysteries and raise you some more

Related Link » Side issue
“How, you might wonder, can [Hugo Chávez] be a friend to the likes of [Carlos the Jackal, Idi Amin, and Robert Mugabe], rather than to Women of Zimbabwe Arise? How be on the side of ... Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, rather than on the side of those fighting for democratic reform in Iran? In fact, that's less of a mystery than why Hugo Chávez should have become the hero of Camden.” [emphasis added]
— ‘Norman Geras, November 26, 2009’

Continuing in Norm's vein, how, you might really wonder, can the President of the United States strive to befriend the likes of Chávez and I'madinnerjacket, sworn enemies of the United States, and self-proclaimed scum of the earth? How be bowing and scraping before two-bit potentates, while universally acknowledged as the leader of the free world? How can He continue to push for every piece of ill-advised legislation that can only lead to the ruination of the only nation standing between a potential heaven-on-earth and seventh-century-style hell?

In fact, that's even less of a mystery than why, for the love of god, so many seemingly rational people of good will can continue to support the agenda of such a perversion of everything that is great and good about the United States of America.

h/t S.Apostate
"Thanksgiving" by Norman Rockwell

Post #1,017 I'll see your mysteries and raise you two


Wednesday, November 25, 2009

§ I Am Music and I Pick the Songs: Proud Mary

{Song #39 « Song #40 » Song #41}

§ ≡ One of an ongoing series of posts in which I pick, in my not-so-humble opinion, the best songs of the second millennium. Feel free to offer constructive dissenting opinions; preferably set to music.

Song #40 is Proud Mary, sung by Creedence Clearwater Revival.

"Proud Mary" is a song written by American singer and guitarist John Fogerty. It was first recorded by rock band Creedence Clearwater Revival (CCR), in which Fogerty played lead guitar and sang lead vocals, on the 1969 album Bayou Country. Released as a single in January 1969, it became the band’s first top-ten hit on the U.S. Pop chart, peaking at number two. It was the first of five singles that the band released that would reach that peak on the chart, a record for most number-two singles for a group without ever having a number-one song.

Despite their San Francisco Bay Area origins [yikes!], CCR are sometimes also cited as southern rock stylists. To me, their sound, not to mention their appearance in the late '60s and early '70s, was the essence of good-ol'-boy rockers. And they evoke the days when being a red-blooded American was something our society had been proud of.



Post #1,016 § I Am Music and I Pick the Songs: Proud Mary

Monday, November 23, 2009

Ground-level Is Too High

Related Link » Obama's Nice Guy Act Gets Him Nowhere on the World Stage
“Barack Obama looked tired on Thursday, as he stood in the Blue House in Seoul, the official residence of the South Korean president. He also seemed irritable and even slightly forlorn. The CNN cameras had already been set up. But then Obama decided not to play along, and not to answer the question he had already been asked several times on his trip: what did he plan to take home with him? Instead, he simply said ‘thank you, guys’, and disappeared. David Axelrod, senior advisor to the president, fielded the journalists' questions in the hallway of the Blue House instead, telling them that the public's expectations had been ‘too high’.”
— ‘By Gabor Steingart, 11/23/2009 (SPIEGEL ONLINE)’
What did "the public" expect — results? Just who are these so-called "public"? Kool-Aid is popular in Jonestown and the San Francisco Bay Area, but half of America knew hopey-dopey was horseshit. We just couldn't convince the other half that free lunch was a fig leaf of the unimaginative.

David Axelrod has devoted his life to the everlasting glorification of His Oneness (as have I). But, unlike Axelrod, Rahm "It Up Your Ass" Emanuel, and their army of drones, ordinary mortals have to eat, sleep, and take the occasional dump. Not the professional glorifiers, however. They have limitless stores of horseshit they dispense 24/7.

Spare me the comparisons to Carter. At least Carter, despite his Jew-hatred and the lust in his heart, was basically harmless. Everyone knew he was (and continues to be) a schmuck. But The Obama, He is something else. He is a Chicago wolf in so-called "nice guy" sheep's clothing. And the sheeple keep drinking his Kool-Aid. There is a non-vanishing probability that he will lead the Nation to Jonestown before his term is up.

Post #1,015 Ground-level Is Too High

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Diversity is the vise of strife

Related Link » Too many Jews
“One is bound to conclude that, for [Oliver] Miles, balance in this matter relates not only to the views of members of the committee about the Iraq war, and not only to whether or not they are historians (I mean, why on earth not equal representation for pianists and jugglers?) but also to the dispropotionate number of Jews [i.e., Juice]. If not, why does he think this fact worth pointing out? That the Jewish Chronicle has no inhibitions about mentioning it is neither here nor there, since the Jewish Chronicle won't be purveying the innuendo that 40 per cent Jews is too many Jews. And that the Arabic media have no inhibitions doesn't help Miles for a different reason; because the Arab media may well have some such thought in mind. But Miles is unabashed. He's jolly well going to go right ahead and intimate that two Jews is [two] too many Jews.”
— ‘Norman Geras, November 22, 2009’
Blimey, 0.0057 Juice should be quite adequate for any undertaking in Britain (corresponds to fraction of Brits who are Juice). Similar logic would apply in PC America.

I propose we generalize this concept with a new Constitutional Amendment. This Amendment would empower the sitting President to charge his Attorney General as follows, at the conclusion of every National census. Every statistic concerning the diversity of our demographics, which is collated at the conclusion of a census, will subsequently be used to normalize the composition of every group of people receiving funding from the Federal Government, so as to comply with the National demographics resulting from the census.

In this fashion, we will guarantee political correctness throughout this great melting pot of ours. No more excessive numbers of Juice in our schools, banks, and many other arenas that are vulnerable to exploitation by those sneaky Juice. And no more undue "racial profiling" in our airports, because terrorist acts, in order to be so designated, will have to adhere to mandatory normalization of combatant demographics. Any violent act perpetrated against multitudes of innocent people will be deemed an anomalous crime, unless the perpetrators can certify their demographic composition.

Post #1,014 Diversity is the vise of strife

Can you hear me now, mofo?

Related Link » Cartoon Round Up (@ Theo Spark)

(click to enlarge)

— ‘By Mark Scott at 15:47, 22 November 2009’
We're from the Government. We're here to help you.

Post #1,013 Can you hear me now, mofo?


Saturday, November 21, 2009

From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs

Wifey on "The Free Market As a Manifestation of Distributed Cognition"

The free market, the prince of peace to some and the angel of death to others, is a manifestation of distributed cognition (‘tis of no matter, on which side one butters one’s toast). In the brilliant parade of modern life, there are many such manifestations; but what is interesting about this particular manifestation is the existence of a direct counterpart with which we can compare it, thus addressing the question: are all manifestations of distributed cognition created equal?

How does the free market manifest distributed cognition? A truly free market “decides” the value of a particular entity (an object, an act, or an act upon an object) based on the thought processes of an interactive group of deciders, bound together by (among other links) shared symbolic systems. In a free market, every individual with an ability to behave within the market influences the decisions of the “cognitive entity”. Just in case there are some readers out there with an underdeveloped theory of mind (was that you, Mr. Brunschvicg, in the back of the lecture hall with hands raised?), a decision must result in an action with consequences in the environment and quite possibly on other organisms. For example, if you decide that you value higher education but put very little of your time and effort into the acquisition of higher education, then your “decision” doesn’t count as a decision.

Does a socialist economy manifest distributed cognition? A truly socialist economy abolishes value. Objects, acts, and acts upon objects are produced according to the needs of the social organism as a whole. The needs of this organism are defined by a central committee, in other words a central processing unit, and the demands are distributed outwards to the interactive group of providers who are charged with the task of meeting the demands as specified by the central processing unit. Capabilities are defined by those doing the demanding, as are the needs. Neither the decisions nor the burdens are distributed.

In a free market economy, decisions are distributed, and burden is something that those who are better at deciding (i.e., their decisions approach the distributed decision) avoid. In a socialist economy, decisions and burdens are centralized. The individual is discouraged from becoming a good decider. Unfortunately for the US, this description of the free market doesn’t jibe with our present predicament. What happened? There are a few possibilities, two of which I’ll mention. The first is, the shared symbolic systems were violated, which drastically interfered with the efficacy of distributed cognition. The second is, the US doesn’t operate according to a truly free market, and the flow of distributed cognition is thereby disturbed.

Are all manifestations of distributed cognition created equal? We still don’t know, because socialism is not a manifestation of distributed cognition.

Post #1,012 From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs

Despicable Pieces of Sh*t!

Related Link » Hadleygate: Politics and Peer Review
“Premier journal publications amplify your voice and pay your bills. And when that becomes a political process, the American Association for the Advancement of Science will resemble ACORN more than it will resemble anything Galileo, Darwin, or Albert Einstein would recognize as an organization promoting the advancement of science. And to that point, this is one of the most despicable, unethical, disgraceful screeds I have ever read if, as is alleged and if true, it came from a politician masquerading as a climate "scientist" [...]”
— ‘Secular Apostate, November 21, 2009’
Though I have been retired from LANL for the better part of a decade, I still like to believe that I belong to an international community (scientists), who may very well represent the last vestige of humanity dedicated to a pursuit of knowledge, without socio-political intrusion (at least in principle). When this type of skulduggery is reported, I grieve for my still-active former colleagues, whose reputation as a community of dedicated researchers is besmirched via association with the community of science at large.

Is keelhauling still practiced in Britain?

Post #1,011 Despicable Pieces of Sh*t!

Friday, November 20, 2009

Free Lunch Is a Zero-sum Game

I know I have often claimed that there is no free lunch. But I am now obliged to clarify that admonition.

Like everything else in the universe, a free-lunch fluctuation can appear in localized/temporary spacetime, but it is always accompanied by its antiparticle consequence. Someone somewhere will sometimes get free lunch; but others (possibly your children or grandchildren) somewhere else at some other time must pay for it. That is a law of nature (and fundamental economics). It is macroscopically analogous to electron-positron pair production.

As a thus-far thriving Western society, we must wean ourselves of the craving for the illusory free lunch. For as sure as god made little green apples, that craving will be our downfall. The socialistic snake oil that entices us with free lunch is, in effect, offering poison mushrooms.

Free lunch is slight-of-hand. It's robbing Peter to pay Paul. It's smoke and mirrors and voodoo economics; it's get-rich-quick-schemes that land you in jail. You've heard it before, but I must say it again (and you can quote me): If it sounds too good to be true — it's false!

People: get a life; strive for more life; and, get a f*cking grip!

This has been a recording. Peace out.

Post #1,010 Free Lunch Is a Zero-sum Game

Internet Warning!

INTERNET WARNING:

If you get an email titled "Nude photo of Nancy Pelosi",
do NOT open it!

It contains a nude photo of Nancy Pelosi.




Thanx, MAL (now available in mild, bold, and new citrus mint flavor)

Post #1,009 Internet Warning!

Thursday, November 19, 2009

A Perversion of the American Justice System

Related Link » NPR Shocker: Attorney General Holder Stumped By Lindsey Graham
SENATOR LINDSEY GRAHAM, (R-S.C.): If we captured bin Laden tomorrow, would he be entitled to Miranda warnings at the moment of capture?
ERIC HOLDER, ATTORNEY GENERAL: Again I'm not -- that all depends. I mean, the notion that we --
GRAHAM: Well, it does not depend. If you're going to prosecute anybody in civilian court, our law is clear that the moment custodial interrogation occurs the defendant, the criminal defendant, is entitled to a lawyer and to be informed of their right to remain silent.” [emphasis added]
— ‘Noel Sheppard is the Associate Editor of NewsBusters’
Is there no limit to the perversity of this leftist Administration? Does anyone in this Administration understand the concept of "aiding and abetting our Nation's sworn enemies"? Are they planning to top this atrocity by welcoming bin Laden with a ticker-tape parade down Manhattan's Broadway?

Don't bother answering; I'm pretty sure I know the answers. Sigh.

Lindsey Graham Destroys Eric Holder


Post #1,008 A Perversion of the American Justice System

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

One of these things is just like the other!

h/t domania.us
h/t Theo
Jackass-in-Chief Commander-in-Chief

Post #1,007 One of these things is just like the other!


Roof Leaks for the Holidays — Bummer!

h/t Theo

Post #1,006 Roof Leaks for the Holidays — Bummer!


An Asymmetric Fly in the Ointment of Perfect Symmetry

Related Link » Seven questions that keep physicists up at night
“The material world may, at some level, lie beyond comprehension, ... No one has yet fathomed how the universe seems to know when it is being watched.”
23 October 2009 by Ivan Semeniuk, Waterloo
Related Link » The Classification of Everything
“The fundamental meaning of everything is classification.”
TheBigHenry

What is reality, really? It comprises a flotilla of asymmetric knots in a sea of symmetric fabric. The so-called "Big Bang" that ushered in our universe was a fluctuating transition through a knot-free fabric (i.e., a perfectly symmetric state).

Fluctuating from the sublime to the mundane, sentient beings seem to be a microcosm of the cosmos that senses "when it is being watched". And we are all perfectionists to varying degrees, on a scale of [0,1] (exclusive of the end points). The fundamental driving force of our existence is perfection of symmetry. One manifestation of such a driving force is the Second Law of Thermodynamics.

There exists a well-known personality type, namely "perfectionist". But as with everything else that "exists", that "classification" is relative. Those classified as perfectionists are just more nearly perfectionistic than others.

I have often been told that I am a perfectionist. I suppose I am, recognizing that everyone else is too, to a greater or lesser degree. Some of my perfectionist inclinations are akin to what some psychologists label as Tourette syndrome.

If, for example, my dinner napkin is not folded "symmetrically", I will re-fold it before I begin eating. You can set your clock to it, assuming you are into time.

Post #1,005 An Asymmetric Fly in the Ointment of Perfect Symmetry

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Bowing to World Opinion While Mooning America

Related Link » Bowing to "World Opinion"
“In the string of amazing decisions made during the first year of the Obama administration, nothing seems more like sheer insanity than the decision to try foreign terrorists, who have committed acts of war against the United States, in federal court, as if they were American citizens accused of crimes. [...] Behind this decision and others is the notion that we have to demonstrate our good faith to other nations, sometimes called "world opinion." Just who are these saintly nations whose favor we must curry, at the risk of American lives and the national security of the United States? Internationally, the law of the jungle ultimately prevails, despite pious talk about "the international community" and "world opinion," or the pompous and corrupt farce of the United Nations. Yet this is the gallery to which Barack Obama has been playing, both before and after becoming President of the United States. [...] In the wake of the obscenity of a trial of terrorists in federal court for an act of war — and the worldwide propaganda platform it will give them — it may seem to be a small thing that President Obama has been photographed yet again bowing deeply to a foreign ruler. [...] As a private citizen, Barack Obama has a right to make as big a jackass of himself as he wants to. But, as President of the United States, his actions not only denigrate a nation that other nations rely on for survival, but raise questions about how reliable our judgment and resolve are.”
— ‘by Thomas Sowell, November 17, 2009 (TownHall.com)’
h/t Theo
Jackass-in-Chief Commander-in-Chief

Post #1,004 Bowing to World Opinion While Mooning America


Monday, November 16, 2009

§ I Am Music and I Pick the Songs: Cathy's Clown

{Song #38 « Song #39 » Song #40}

§ ≡ One of an ongoing series of posts in which I pick, in my not-so-humble opinion, the best songs of the second millennium. Feel free to offer constructive dissenting opinions; preferably set to music.

Song #39 is Cathy's Clown, sung by The Everly Brothers.

"Cathy's Clown", written and recorded by The Everly Brothers, sold eight-million copies worldwide, spending five weeks at number one on the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 chart and one week on the R and B charts. It would become the Everly Brothers' biggest hit single, and their fourth and final number one. The song is ranked number 149 on the Rolling Stone magazine's list of The 500 Greatest Songs of All Time.



Post #1,003 § I Am Music and I Pick the Songs: Cathy's Clown

Nobody asked me, but ...

I don't want our boys and girls getting killed in godforsaken Afghanistan, or in Ft. Hood, Texas, or in any other place. But if our National security requires sending our armed forces into harm's way, I want our National security goals accomplished in the most efficient manner possible. How would I measure "efficiency" in this context? By goals-met per casualties-incurred.

There are only two sensible ways to address the f*cking Afghanistan situation: (1) Destroy the motherf*ckers who threaten our National security, as efficiently as possible; or (2) get our troops out of the killing fields, if their only goal is to be "getting back home in one piece".

If the choice of our Commander-in-Chief is to destroy the motherf*ckers, the most efficient way to do it involves a 3-step process: (1) Get the military commanders to give their best guesstimate for troop requirements; (2) double their estimate, recognizing that they are trying to please the Commander-in-Chief by suggesting a minimum requirement; (3) equip the troops with the greatest firepower known to man, let them destroy the motherf*ckers in a week, and then bring them home alive.

h/t Theo

Post #1,002 Nobody asked me, but ...


And, in other news ...

Related Link » Report: Imam Says He Didn't Pressure Hasan
“WASHINGTON — The radical Muslim imam who communicated with the Fort Hood shooting suspect said he did not pressure Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan to harm Americans, The Washington Post reported Monday.”
— ‘November 16, 2009 (AP)’


“Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.”
— ‘The Wizard of O's Press Secretary’

“My son never did what I asked him to do.”
— Neville Chamberlain's mother’

“Some of my son's best friends were juice.”
— Klara Pölzl

“I promise you, she is a strict constructionist.”
— Sotomayor's Nominator-in-Chief’

“My son is a good boy.”
— Joyce Dahmer
Post #1,001 And, in other news ...

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Mileposts Down Memory Lane in Spacetime

Related Link » memory lane
“an imaginary path through the nostalgically remembered past”
— ‘merriam-webster.com’

Mileposts (reverse chronological order)
Post #
Post Title
Post Date
  900
Not a Pelosi Fan
AUG 23, 2009
  800
A Dangerous Inquiry
JUN 19, 2009
  700
So, how's that change working for you?
APR  7, 2009
  600
Return to Sender
JAN 30, 2009
  500
§ The First 44
DEC  1, 2008
  400
Someone to Watch Over Them
OCT  2, 2008
  300
Toggling the Switches
JUL 11, 2008
  200
Cheese Food Nation
APR  6, 2008
  100
Kaka Named FIFA World Player of 2007
DEC 18, 2007
        1
... Justice for all
APR 16, 2007

Post #1,000 Mileposts Down Memory Lane in Spacetime


But, how bad is it really?

h/t Theo
(click pic to enlarge)

Post #999 But, how bad is it really?


Saturday, November 14, 2009

§ Two Strikes You're Out: The "Dodd" Rule

{Rule #6 « Rule #7 » T•of•C}

§ ≡ One of an ongoing series of posts in which I promulgate, in my not-so-humble opinion, sensible rules for a society gone mad. Feel free to offer constructive dissenting opinions. But be advised: if your opinions aren't sensible, it's two strikes for you, and you're out of the gene pool. No exceptions.

If I only had some charisma I could rule this world-gone-mad at least as well as any community organizer. Quite possibly better. At least my legal system would be transparent, simple, and swift: if you are a stupid f*ck and do something that doesn't make any sense, your first offense earns you a reasonable penalty that fits your transgression. Your second offense earns you a one-way ticket out of the gene pool. No exceptions.
“I saw what they were bringing home; poetry and shit ...”
— From Dangerous Minds



Rule #7: The "Dodd" Rule
Related Link » White House Backs Fed Oversight Role
“Senate Banking Committee Chairman Christopher Dodd (D., Conn.) seeks to create a new agency to supervise all federally chartered financial institutions, taking powers away from the Fed and the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp., among other agencies. Mr. Dodd's proposal aims to narrow the central bank's purview so it focuses more closely on monetary policy.”
— By MICHAEL R. CRITTENDEN and COREY BOLES (WSJ)
This is the same Christopher Dodd who, along with his counterpart-in-crime-in-the-House Barney Frank single-handedly brought Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to their knees.

I have some questions:
  • Why is this prick the Senate's Banking Committee Chairman? Still?
  • Why is this SOB not in jail?
  • Can someone please explain the meaning of chutzpah?
  • Is this Congress insane?
  • How is it possible that, even in the State of Connecticut, a monstrosity like Dodd can get elected multiple times?
  • Are we all insane?

Penalty for first offense: Kick both Dodd and Frank out of Washington D.C., recognizing that they are two sides of the same wooden nickel.

Penalty for second offense, or whining about the first: A one-way ticket out of the gene pool. No exceptions.

Post #994 § Two Strikes You're Out: The "Dodd" Rule

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Nobody's Perfect

Related Link » Thank you former President George W. Bush and former First Lady Laura Bush
“We know absolutely no one in Bush family circles and have never met former President George W. Bush or his wife Laura. If you have been reading us for any length of time, you know that we used to make fun of ‘Dubya’ nearly every day … parroting the same comedic bits we heard in our Democrat circles, where Bush is still, to this day, lampooned as a chimp, a bumbling idiot, and a poor, clumsy public speaker. [...] Well, we told you before how much the current president, Dr. Utopia, made us realize just how wrong we were about Bush. We shudder to think what Dr. Utopia would have done post-9/11. He would have not gone there with a bullhorn and struck that right tone. More likely than not, he would have been his usual fey, apologetic self, and waxed professorially about how evil America is and how justified Muslims are for attacking us, with a sidebar on how good the attacks were because they would humble us. Honestly, we don’t think ‘President’ Gore would have been much better that day. The world needed George W. Bush, his bullhorn, and his [indomitable] spirit that day … and we will forever be grateful to this man for that. As we will always be grateful for what George and Laura Bush did this week, with no media attention, when they very quietly went to Ft. Hood and met personally with the families of the victims of this terrorist attack.”
— ‘Posted by HillBuzz, November 10, 2009’
I know absolutely no one in HillBuzz circles, and until today [h/t Theo] have never heard of their website. If you have been reading me for any length of time, you know that I used to make fun of that lot. That will likely not change. But I believe in giving credit where it's due.

Nobody is perfect. Even Big Al made a mistake, though in his case that only enhanced his already enormous intellect:
Einstein's self-proclaimed "biggest blunder" — his postulation of a cosmological constant (a force that opposes gravity and keeps the universe from collapsing) — may not be such a blunder after all, according to the research of an international team of scientists that includes two Texas A&M University researchers.
— ScienceDaily (Nov. 28, 2007)’
My point here is that at least the folks at HillBuzz have the decency, unlike the vast majority of that lot of douche bags, to admit publicly that they had been wrong about their malignant treatment of the former President. I'd like to think that if and when I am convinced that I had been wrong about my very low opinion of our current President, I will have the decency to admit that publicly too.

Post #997 Nobody's Perfect

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Semper Fidelis

h/t The Old Jarhead

Post #996 Semper Fidelis


Man Up!

Related Link » Man Up (definition)
“Don't be a p*ssy; brave it; be daring.”
— ‘from Urban Dictionary’

Another definition for "man up":
(WARNING — mildly NSFW)
h/t fdavid65

Post #995 Man Up!

Monday, November 9, 2009

§ Two Strikes You're Out: The "Winter Savings" Rule

{Rule #5 « Rule #6 » Rule #7}

§ ≡ One of an ongoing series of posts in which I promulgate, in my not-so-humble opinion, sensible rules for a society gone mad. Feel free to offer constructive dissenting opinions. But be advised: if your opinions aren't sensible, it's two strikes for you, and you're out of the gene pool. No exceptions.

If I only had some charisma I could rule this world-gone-mad at least as well as any community organizer. Quite possibly better. At least my legal system would be transparent, simple, and swift: if you are a stupid f*ck and do something that doesn't make any sense, your first offense earns you a reasonable penalty that fits your transgression. Your second offense earns you a one-way ticket out of the gene pool. No exceptions.
“I saw what they were bringing home; poetry and shit ...”
— From Dangerous Minds

Rule #6: The "Winter Savings" Rule
Related Link » Info & Trivia
“Kelly Ripa, co-host of the popular syndicated morning talk show Live with Regis and Kelly, has one of the most sought-after seats in television. In her past six years hosting with Regis Philbin, she has received five Daytime Emmy nominations for Outstanding Talk Show Host.”
OK. I do NOT watch the "Regis and Kelly" show, OK? But there's a big TV above our lobby's coffee machine, OK?

So, I was getting my morning cuppa and Kelly (OK, she's attractive; I'm partial to blonds) was going on about her walking trip to see the USS New York. She explains that she's been told it's winter, which is why she and her kids were all bundled up! Regis, BTW, is just staring at her boobs.

She continues in this vein, going on and on how it's winter, and what's up with this global warming, and poetry and shit like that, etc.

I have some questions:
  • Has that evil George Bush been messing around with the winter solstice?
  • Did I simply not get the memo that we have shifted into "winter savings" time?
  • Is Kelly Ripa a natural blond?
  • Is she insane?
  • Do celebrity blonds have to be told when it's winter?
  • Do celebrities have to be told when to go potty?

Penalty for first offense: A passing grade in remedial "Introduction to the Four Seasons".

Penalty for second offense, or whining about the first: A one-way ticket out of the gene pool. No exceptions.

h/t Theo
   "Fall Colors"

Post #994 § Two Strikes You're Out: The "Winter Savings" Rule

Sunday, November 8, 2009

TheBigHenry Manifesto (rev.2)

Related Link » TheBigHenry Manifesto (rev.1)


TheBigHenry Manifesto (rev.2)
In which I address the question, "Why do you blog?"
"Cogito, ergo sum [I think, therefore I am]." — René Descartes
"I am, therefore I may [timshel]." — TheBigHenry
"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle." — Edmund Burke

I ascribe significant value to structure in my life. Perhaps that is a manifestation of my OCD "persuasion". Be that as it may, I think of my life having consisted of several stages so far:
  1. Preschool (ages 0—3)
  2. Schooling (ages 3—28)
  3. Research (ages 28—60)
  4. Retirement (ages 60—present)
It is obvious that my principal tool from birth to retirement had been my mind, which by most accounts served me well. Although some of my colleagues suggested I had lost it by retiring, I am inclined to believe that my mind is still intact. I plan to keep it that way.

In planning for my retirement, I understood that to optimize that stage of my life would require care and feeding of heart and mind — physical as well as mental exercise, in addition to a healthy diet. All three are important, of course, but for me the most interesting to contemplate has always been the mental exercise.

During my research stage, my mental exercise derived primarily from my work-related activities, and even from my favorite pastime, duplicate bridge. In my retirement, I needed to find a suitable alternative for my professional research. The operative word was "suitable".

Several aspects of intellectual activity are important components for my personal notion of a suitable mental exercise: reading; comprehending; analysis; writing; joking; musing; and documenting. All these and more are available through the publishing of a blog. I also derive satisfaction from the creative process of maintaining such a living and evolving document.

Having maintained my blog for more than two and a half years now, I have come to realize another important motivation for what has become part of my daily ritual. I have reached the stage of life when thoughts of posterity "trespass onto the radar", to coin a phrase. And with such a mixed-emotion realization, I have also recalled a quote that is often mis-attributed to Edmund Burke:
"All that is needed for the forces of evil to succeed is for enough good men to remain silent." — (William Safire?)
I refuse to be shoved into tomorrow's gas chambers without speaking out while I still can.

This is why I blog at Remembrance in Spacetime.

Post #993 TheBigHenry Manifesto (rev.2)

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Leftists Fear Electoral Repercussions over Tomorrow's Lunacies

Related Link » Backlash
“There has been an extensive anti-backlash backlash, however, to the extent that even suggesting [that] Islamic extremism is a problem … has become the problem. I’m still waiting to hear the great outcry from Muslims, here and abroad, against the extremism [itself], rather than whining about fears of being targeted every time someone from within their midst kills a dozen or 3,000 Americans.” [emphasis added]
— ‘Jules Crittenden’
“The best leftist defense is preemptive whining.”
— ‘TheBigHenry’

“When you have nothing but a long list of talking points, jump the shark.”
— ‘TheBigHenry’
So, an American-born ethnic Palestinian U.S. Army Major, who claimed to be a Muslim first and an American second and who defended homicide bombing as analogous to sacrificing one's life to protect one's comrades in battle, shouts a jihad "God is great" in Arabic and proceeds to kill 12 unarmed American soldiers and to seriously wound 38 others, before being brought down by first responders.

And what is the left's primary concern? Fear of an anti-terrorist backlash from outraged Americans, who "no doubt" are the kind of conservatives you have to keep an eye on lest they try to frame the national debate in their favor.

The lunatic left that is currently in charge of our Federal government has, finally, no sense of decency left. None.

Post #992 Leftists Fear Electoral Repercussions over Tomorrow's Lunacies

Friday, November 6, 2009

§ I Am Music and I Pick the Songs: Every Breath You Take

{Song #37 « Song #38 » Song #39}

§ ≡ One of an ongoing series of posts in which I pick, in my not-so-humble opinion, the best songs of the second millennium. Feel free to offer constructive dissenting opinions; preferably set to music.

Song #38 is Every Breath You Take, sung by The Police.

On his 15th birthday, my older son and his band were playing this song at their high school's pep rally on the school's football field. He didn't know I was there in the crowd listening. A couple of young girls standing near me were giggling about how cute he was. They didn't know I was his father, and I resisted the urge to tell them. That was 26 years ago.



Post #991 § I Am Music and I Pick the Songs: Every Breath You Take

He Said, She Said

Related Link » Mandatory sex lessons for every 15-year-old
“Mr Balls said: ‘Sex and relationship education is a very important element and we see it as crucial to our drive to reduce teenage pregnancy’.”
— ‘From The Times, November 6, 2009’
The 15-year-olds texted their friends: "ROTFLMAO".

Ms. Boobs declined to comment.

Post #990 He Said, She Said

If you can't speak the truth, then "speak truth to power"!

Related Link » White House says it's 'speaking truth to power' over Fox News
“Senior White House adviser and Obama crony Valerie Jarrett gave an interview to CNN in which she rapidly backtracked on the required administration line that Fox News is biased. When Campbell Brown asked whether she also thought that MSNBC (which is every bit as liberal as Fox is conservative) was biased she just crumbled. Within the space of a minute, Jarrett said of Fox that ‘of course they’re biased’, then that ‘I don’t want to just generalise all Fox is biased’ (sorry, but you just did – eight seconds ago) before finally settling on the preposterous ‘we’re actually calling everybody out’. That’s, er, calling out ‘everybody’ whose name is made up of two words, second word news, first word beginning with F and ending in X. In the middle of all this patent nonsense, Jarrett blurted out the truly bizarre notion that ‘what the administration has said very clearly is that we’re going to speak truth to power’[!]

Poor plucky little Barack Obama, United States Commander-in-Chief and leader of the Free World taking on Goliath. They may still act as if the election campaign is still on but it might be a good idea for Jarrett and Co to reflect that they are power.” [emphasis added]
— ‘Toby Harnden, Daily Telegraph's US Editor, based in Washington DC.’
A mangled and bleeding metaphor was brought to the ER in critical condition following a botched attack by a senior White House advisor. After what seems to have been an attempt to gut the innocent conceptual device of meaning, in order, apparently, that it might be put to use on the ground as a vacuous slogan alongside a growing army of such slogans, the victim was abandoned by the perpetrator on the CNN interview-room floor. It is now on life support in the ICU of an unnamed hospital in the vicinity of CNN headquarters. Its chances of recovery are thought to be slim.

Post #989 If you can't speak the truth, then "speak truth to power"!

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Foxy Editors Toying with Admin


Related Link » Giant Crack in Africa Will Become New Ocean
“A 35-mile rift in the desert of Ethiopia will eventually become a new ocean or sea, researchers now confirm. [...] [M]agma pushed up through the middle of the rift area and began ‘unzipping’ the rift in both directions, the researchers explained in a statement today.”
— FoxNews.com

I dunno, but the above-mentioned headline just possibly could be the mother lode for politically incorrect and very inappropriate remarks. It is undoubtedly the archetype "the headline is the story".

When I first saw the headline, I immediately assumed that Fox News was goading the Administration to ratchet up their attacks on this media outlet, which refuses to worship the ground The Obama walks on. After all, every White House attack is estimated to be worth around 10 million new viewers. But, as it turns out, it appears to be linked to a bona fide news story! That by itself, however, does not rule out the possibility of creative editing. Those foxy rascals!



Post #988 Foxy Editors Toying with Admin


Sunday, November 1, 2009

§ Two Strikes You're Out: The "Footsteps" Rule

{Rule #4 « Rule #5 » Rule #6}

§ ≡ One of an ongoing series of posts in which I promulgate, in my not-so-humble opinion, sensible rules for a society gone mad. Feel free to offer constructive dissenting opinions. But be advised: if your opinions aren't sensible, it's two strikes for you, and you're out of the gene pool.

If I only had some charisma I could rule this world-gone-mad at least as well as any community organizer. Quite possibly better. At least my legal system would be transparent, simple, and swift: if you are a stupid f*ck and do something that doesn't make any sense, your first offense earns you a reasonable penalty that fits your transgression. Your second offense earns you a one-way ticket out of the gene pool. No exceptions.
“I saw what they were bringing home; poetry and shit ...”
— From Dangerous Minds

Rule #5: The "Footsteps" Rule
Related Link » Sharpton's ex & kid cuffed in 'cop rage'
“The rabble-rousing Rev should give his daughter a sermon about road rage. [...] Dominique Sharpton was charged with resisting arrest, and issued summonses for crossing a double yellow line and running a light. [...] She told Amsterdam News in a 2008 interview that following in her father’s footsteps was, ‘not something I really planned on doing, but I know it’s something I have to do. Being his eldest daughter, it’s my responsibility.’” [emphasis added]
— ‘By LARRY CELONA, October 31, 2009 (NY Post)’
So according to your logic, Ms. Sharpton, it's not your fault that you are obnoxious, because, as his oldest daughter, it is your responsibility to follow in your Dad's footsteps. Interesting line of defense ...

Penalty for first offense: Suspension of driver's license for 6 months, and 100 hours of mandatory listening to your Dad's sermonizing.

Penalty for second offense, or whining about the first: A one-way ticket out of the gene pool. No exceptions.

Post #987 § Two Strikes You're Out: The "Footsteps" Rule