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Showing posts with label WTF?. Show all posts
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Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Brussels Sprouts Large Minister of Health

You can't make this stuff up …

Image via popol.punt.nl (She's the one on the left.)

Related source » Is she too fat to be a Health Minister? Critics attack 20-stone woman leading Belgium's battle against obesity: 'via Blog this'
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“Among her duties as Belgium's new Minister of Public Health, Maggie De Block is tasked with tackling obesity. […] ”
— Mirror Online (mirror.co.uk)


Not sure about her tackling "obesity", but a charging rhinoceros …

Her favorite proverb is, "Do as I say, …"

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Monday, October 28, 2013

Gaga's Honorific Revoked

[Former] Lady Gaga shows her giggy on stage.


The (*) Masks the GigaTwit's Tw*t
Related source » Lady Gaga gets completely naked on stage: Most R-rated performance of all time?: 'via Blog this'
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“Talk about a full frontal facepalm. Lady Gaga fancies herself a performance artist, so it's not too surprising to hear news of the pop star doing something crazy in the name of art. But performing completely naked on stage? That's a new one… even for Gaga.

Mother Monster performed a surprise set at London nightclub G-A-Y this past weekend. Singing her new song "Venus," Gaga started the show dressed up as a ghost… but soon after stripped down to just her birthday suit. ”
— Published October 28, 2013 (SodaHead.com)


I guess Gaga muffed her wardrobe malfunction.

One G-A-Y patron was heard to remark, "Gaga's giggy is OK, but I've seen better kitty."

[There's probably a million of these ...]
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Monday, October 14, 2013

Green Sex

University of Maryland, College Park.
University of Maryland, College Park. (Photo credit: carmichaellibrary)

Just when you thought it couldn't get much crazier, along comes … wait for it … eco-friendly sex on campus!

Related source » ‘Sex Week’ at University of Maryland billed as ‘exploration’ opportunity - Washington Times: 'via Blog this'
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“University of Maryland is featuring a “Sex Week,” aimed at teaching college students how to properly select sex toys in an eco-friendly manner. […] Also scheduled is a presentation from Jessica VonDyke, billed as a 'poly, queer femme whose mission in life is to help folks have better sex and is an advocate for gender inclusiveness, sexy safer sex and queer positive spaces in everything that she does,' Newsbusters reported.”
— By Cheryl K. Chumley, October 14, 2013 (washingtontimes.com)


The total cost for the academic year at the University of Maryland is: $38,628.

Oh yeah; it's worth it.
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Monday, September 9, 2013

Help Wanted

Thousands volunteer for Inspection Committee. Riots ensue!


(Image via The Daily Caller)
“Wait — are see-through panties legit?”
(Image via Theo)
“What is that?”
Related source » Little Rock school district to make teachers wear underwear: 'via Blog this'
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“The school district in Little Rock, Ark. has announced plans for a dress code that will require teachers to wear underwear. Every single day. Female teachers will have to wear bras, too. An Aug. 29 letter from the Little Rock School District’s Office of the Superintendent to all employees explains that the dress code will officially go into effect in the fall of 2014.”
— Eric Owens, 09/06/2013 (dailycaller.com)



It's tough duty. But someone's got to do it ...

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Monday, August 26, 2013

On Clarity of Vision

Clarity of vision means never having to admit you're delusional.

Related source » ru_foto: Чистый взор: "Чистый взор" 'via Blog this'
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“Чистый взор” (Image via ru-foto.livejournal.com)

Back in the day, before "hope and change" had morphed into "hopey dopey", I had a revealing conversation with a relative of mine about the potentially dire consequences of an Obama administration. My own intuition about this far-left candidate for President of the United States was that he would be nothing short of a disaster for our Nation. My relative, however, was much more optimistic. "I have clarity of vision," he reassured me. Alas, my own sense of foreboding has not disappointed.

I would never claim clarity of vision, if for no other reason than that I've had a life-long struggle with eye problems. But I do have a prominent nose (as I have been told on occasion), which, despite the never-ending storm of pollen in this part of the country, still functions well enough to smell the storm of horseshit emanating from all the exclusive golf clubs in the District of Columbia and Martha's Vineyard.

It never ceases to amaze me how a major portion of our society seems incapable of perceiving their delusions, even in hindsight, which most people realize tends to be 20/20. The Obama Administration has been, and will continue to be a disaster of major proportions for our Nation. Its political, societal, economic, monetary, and foreign policies are suicidally wrong-headed. Many people who are willing to face this dissonant music wonder if our Nation can survive such an onslaught of idiocy and/or perversion.

Wake up, America! Wipe-clean your glasses. Have some fresh-brewed coffee. Smell the mendacity.

It's deafening.
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Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Just for the fun of it!

Let's make life less boring for our precious ones.



 
Victim (left): Christopher Lane (Photo: Gina Smith via AP)
Alleged shooters (right): Bored Teens (Photo via Theo Spark)
[BTW, any unbiased remarks from Barack, Jesse or Al?]
Related source » Police: College baseball player victim of random killing: 'via Blog this'
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“OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) — An Australian man attending an Oklahoma college on a baseball scholarship was shot and killed in what police described Monday as a random act of violence by three "bored" teenagers who decided to kill someone "for the fun of it".”
— AP, August 19, 2013 (usatoday.com)


In the spirit of our progressively permissive society, where no one is left behind, everyone is above average, no one can be faulted for anything, everyone gets a trophy, and where personal accountability is a joke, these three bored teens should be given a fair trial before a jury of their bored peers.

Then, regardless of the verdict, and to be as fair as possible, one of the three shooters should be picked at random to get his brains blown out by some other bored teen (picked at random, of course).

Just for the fun of it.
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Monday, August 12, 2013

Boys Claiming Female Identity Spiking in California

Must be something in the water …


LIFE AS A TRANSGENDER
LIFE AS A TRANSGENDER
(Photo credit RAJVINOTH)
Related source » California Gov. Brown signs transgender-student bill: 'via Blog this'
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“California Gov. Jerry Brown signed a controversial bill into law Monday afternoon allowing the state’s transgender public school students to choose which bathrooms they use and whether they participate in boy or girl sports. The law would cover the state’s 6.2 million elementary and high school kids in public schools.”
— Published August 12, 2013 (FoxNews.com)


Suddenly, and without warning, there has been an explosion, in California, of school-boys claiming to identify themselves as girls at heart. The medical community, now governed by Obamacare, is at a loss as to the reason for such an unusual spike in the heretofore rare condition.

The California State Legislature has been called into emergency session to deal with the unexpected crisis. Public schools have put hospitals on notice for a spike in births out-of-wedlock, possibly as soon as nine months hence.
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Wednesday, January 9, 2013

CNAFU

California normal: all f*cked up!


Image via The Orange County Register
Related source » California's politics of farce: 'via Blog this'
[This related source is recommended in its entirety.] h/t Newmark's Door

“Karl Marx wrote, 'History repeats ... first as tragedy, then as farce'. Nothing better describes how California, with its unmatched natural and human riches, has begun to morph into what the premier California historian Kevin Starr has called 'a failed state' – a term more usually applied to African kleptocracies than a place as blessed as the Golden State.

The tragedy begins with the collapse of a governance system once widely hailed as a leader in efficiency and foresight but which now perpetually teeters at the brink of insolvency and suffers among the worst credit ratings of all the states. Only 20 years ago, the state's fiscal debt per capita was just below the national average; now it ranks consistently toward the bottom. No surprise, then, that California routinely ranked as the "worst governed" state in America.

This poor performance has consequences, particularly in terms of business. Today, CEOs rank California as just about the worst place to do business in the country, and have for a remarkable eight years in a row. And it's not just the plutocrats who are angry; a survey by the economic forecasting firm EMSI shows that, in 2011, California also ranked 50th, just ahead of Michigan, in new business startups.”
— By Joel Kotkin, Jan. 6, 2013 (ocregister.com)


How does one convey the intensity of California's batshit craziness? For starters, it's tragic and farcical. It is self-destructive, perverse, ridiculous, and, yes, creepy. In a word, Pelosi Land is "progressive", in the leftist sense. Marx would have been proud of what he had wrought. The Left's mind-numbing insistence on their infallibility in all matters, despite all evidence to the contrary, and despite common sense, is staggering bullheadedness.

I am reminded of a famous anecdote of World War Two. In the wake of Germany's defeat, the Allied Commander, General of the Army Dwight Eisenhower, befriended the Commander of the Red Armies, Marshal Georgy Zhukov. As they discussed various military strategies, Eisenhower asked Zhukov how he dealt with any known minefield. Zhukov's blunt response was, "I march a division through it." That kind of merciless disregard for human casualty is also characteristic of leftist-progressive single-mindedness.
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Thursday, December 27, 2012

Getting Off for Free

Buy five — get one free!

Related source » Theo Spark: Boxing Day in Osaka: 'via Blog this'
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“No, 'boxing day' has nothing to do with pugilism or fisticuffs […]”
— from Rico, 27 December 2012 (theospark.net)


The mother of all sales …
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Tuesday, October 30, 2012

MoveOn Beyond Contempt

Forward into the realm of desperation!

“[…] from an execrable person and a disreputable group.”
Related source » The PJ Tatler » Michael Moore/MoveOn Ad Threatens to ‘C*ck Punch’ Mitt Romney, Burn The Nation Down: 'via Blog this'
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“Michael Moore’s latest ad claims to be a message from the “Greatest Generation,” but it’s really just a message from an execrable person and a disreputable group. The man who claimed that Saddam Hussein’s Iraq was a happy happy place full of kite-flying kids uses elderly actors to threaten violence using profanity. Warning, graphic language and explicit threats of personal and widespread violence.” [emphasis added]
— BRYAN PRESTON, October 30, 2012 (pjmedia.com)





Just when you thought you had seen and heard it all …

Had enough yet?
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Saturday, October 13, 2012

Have you left no sense of embarrassment?

The Beavis and Butt-head Experience
The Beavis and Butt-head Experience (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

“Let us not assassinate this Nation's dignity further, Mr. Vice President. You have done enough. Have you no sense of embarrassment sir, at long last? Have you left no sense of embarrassment?”

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“Vice President Joe Biden can't stop laughing at the 2012 VP debate.”
— Published on Oct 11, 2012 by everlastingmem (youtu.be)





Related source » Beyond the Bradley Effect: What’s Really Happening in Election 2012: 'via Blog this'
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“In the aftermath of the cringe-worthy debate performance by Vice President Joe Biden — dubbed Dr. Strangelaugh by James Taranto — it’s easy to be bewildered by where this bizarre election is headed. […] What’s going on with these guys [on the left]? […] As someone who spent over three decades on the left as a liberal-progressive-whatever, I believe I have some sense of how they think and feel. And I have a strong suspicion that at this moment they are not feeling good, no matter what their protestations. I further suspect some, it’s hard to say how many, are even beginning to question long-held views. How this will translate at the voting booth, it is again difficult to say. Political beliefs — most often inherited or adopted early in life — are notoriously difficult to change just in and of themselves. Add to that the perils of conflict and confrontation with family, friends, employers, and co-workers, not to mention the potential for disintegration of self-image, and you have a perfect prescription for inertia. And yet we are [at] a moment when more people than ever in recent memory are being forced to think. […] We have, in essence, gone beyond the Bradley Effect, if that ever existed, to a Faux Ideology Effect (someone can think of a better term). Liberals can pretend to be liberals all they wish to friends, family, employers, and co-workers, but more and more of them will privately vote conservative. The country and the world hang in the balance. Time has long run out on liberal posturing. Thank Joe Biden for reminding us of that.”
— Roger L. Simon, October 13, 2012 (pjmedia.com)


Indeed, what in heaven's name "is going on with these guys"? I think Roger L. Simon is on the right track, but the degree to which they cling to their bizarre belief-system remains a bewildering puzzlement to me.

Image via Theo
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Tuesday, October 2, 2012

You want cheap? I'll show you cheap …

America's tightest butt not necessarily cleanest hole exposed …


A roll of toilet paper attached to the wall of...
A roll of toilet paper attached to the wall of a bathroom. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Related source » Extreme Cheapskates: America's tightest money-savers exposed in new season | Mail Online: 'via Blog this'
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“A woman who saves money by not using toilet roll, takes thriftiness to a whole different level in an upcoming series of Extreme Cheapskates.
Setting herself a stringent budget, Kay, from New York, reveals how she uses a combination of soap and water to rinse herself off after visiting the bathroom.
While demonstrating her frugal cleansing ritual in front of the cameras, she states that she doesn't believe in buying 'something that you’re just going to throw away'.”
— By SADIE WHITELOCKS, 1 October 2012 (dailymail.co.uk)


Beware the video. It is revolting.
“I save money by not using toilet paper or doing laundry, says woman whose underwear I hope to never see.” — FARK

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Monday, October 1, 2012

Seriously …

What a f*cking moron …


Related source » Original Obamaphone Lady: Obama Voter Says Vote for Obama because he gives a free Phone - YouTube: 'via Blog this'
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— Published on Sep 26, 2012 by RealFreedom1776


As most Americans (who are not completely insane) know, Obama is dragging us to the brink of existential disaster. Obama is allowing Iran to acquire nuclear weapons; he is allowing the Fed to flirt with the complete meltdown of the U.S. dollar; and, he is allowing the economy to wallow in the shitstorm he keeps ablaze with his asinine socialistic ideas. All this while he attends tee-time by afternoon, fundraising by evening, and Letterman by nighttime. This man is a monster.

Then along comes this shitforbrains screaming that she's voting for that monster because she thinks he gave her a phone? What cesspool did this racist crawl out of? When did we become the land of the f*cking morons?

Is there, finally, no end to this misery, perpetrated against what used to be a great and good nation? What.the.f*ck!?!

Related source » Theo Spark: ZoNation: The Obamaphone Lady Shows Liberalism Arrests Development: 'via Blog this'
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“Recently, an Obama supporter showed up at a rally in Ohio, and said she received a free phone from President Obama.”
— THEO SPARK, 2 OCTOBER 2012 (theospark.net)




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Wednesday, September 19, 2012

The End of America As We Know It

Bill Whittle tells it like it is.


LONDON, ENGLAND - MAY 25:  Queen Elizabeth II ...
LONDON, ENGLAND - MAY 25: Queen Elizabeth II signs the guest book as she bids farewell to U.S. President Barack Obama (L) and First Lady Michelle Obama, watched by the Duke of Edinburgh (2nd R) … (Image credit: Getty Images via @daylife)
Related source » The End of America As We Know It: Why Barack Obama Should Resign Immediately - YouTube: 'via Blog this'
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“The filmmaker behind "Innocence of Muslims," a film that some blame for the Middle East riots, was taken into custody. Is this the end of the First Amendment as we know it?”
— Published on Sep 18, 2012 by Pajamasmedia



Tell us how you really feel, Bill. BTW, I agree with you.

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Sunday, August 26, 2012

… on a lawnmower?!

There's dumb; there' dumber. This is dumber.

James David Gray (Image via huffingtonpost.com)
Related source » Dumb Criminals Mugshot Gallery, 2011/2012 (3 of 92): James David Gray 'via Blog this'
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“James David Gray was charged with his fifth DUI when police in Ocala, Fla., pulled him over for driving drunk on a lawnmower[!]” [emphasis added] — Marion Co. Sheriff's Dept. (huffingtonpost.com)



Yes Mr. Gray, you're a dumbass. D'you wan' a second opinion? You need an industrial-strength facelift.

D'you wan' another? I didn't think so.

Case closed.

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Monday, August 6, 2012

Q: What is the essence of Obama's campaign?

A: It's horseshit!


GATESHEAD, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 20: Media film 'T...
Media film 'The Age of Bullshit' by George Shaw
(Image credit: Getty Images via @daylife)
Related source » A talking horse? Is this really what the election has come down to?: 'via Blog this'
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“Those who can — do; while those who can't — become stone-throwing politicians, living in glass houses protected by an army known as the mainstream media!”
— Michael Haltman, August 6, 2012 (politicsandfinance.blogspot.com)





Wake up, America! That odor you smell may be your future!
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Saturday, August 4, 2012

More Proof Required

Reid, prove that you are not a scumbag.


Image via thepeoplescube.com
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“Is Obama going to start a hot dog chain called Pup-Fil-A?”
— Theo Spark, 4 August 2012 (theospark.net)


Enquiring Minds Want to Know:
  • Reid, prove that you are not a transvestite.
  • Pelosi, prove that you don't sleep while hanging upside down from the ceiling.
  • Obama, prove that your pants don't burst into flames whenever your lips move.
  • MSM, prove that you are neither useful, nor idiots.
  • Liberals, prove that you are not extra terrestrials.
  • Waxman, prove that you and Pelosi don't belong to the same species.
  • Biden, prove that you are not a "big f*cking dope".
  • Jerry Brown, prove that you are not an asylum inmate masquerading as an ordinary California Leftist.
  • Holyshitwood, prove that you are relevant to anyone other than the people who don't have a life of their own.
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Saturday, July 21, 2012

Entitlementalia Run Amok

Image via Theo

What is wrong with this picture?

Related source » Grad school dropout James Holmes 'not on anybody's radar' before horrific attack: 'via Blog this'
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“Our hearts go out to those who were involved in this tragedy and to the families and friends of those involved," Holmes' family said in a written statement Friday. "We ask that the media respect our privacy during this difficult time." On Friday morning, police escorted the suspect's father from the family's San Diego home. The mother stayed inside, receiving visitors who came to offer support.”
— Fox News, July 20, 2012 (foxnews.com)


"Our hearts go out"? What does this insipid cliché even mean? Their hearts have been AWOL ever since James Holmes was born.

I'll tell you what's wrong with this picture: grad-school dropout James Holmes was "not on anybody's radar" before his horrific attack! That's what's wrong with this picture, and with our Leftist-deranged society.

Leftist derangement, with its revolting convoluted morality, enables, nay encourages the family of this psychotic mass murderer to "ask that the media respect our privacy during this difficult time"! Difficult time? This son-of-a-bitch shoots up a crowded movie theater, killing 12 (so far) and injuring 59 others, and his family is concerned about their privacy? Have we lost all remnants of moral outrage? Have we finally left no sense of decency? Is there finally no end to this f*cking insanity?

What possible excuse could this family have for not suspecting their relative was a psychopath? What excuse do they have for allowing this psycho to mingle with the unsuspecting public until he perpetrates such a horrific murderous assault?

And what is wrong with the stupid f*cks who come to offer support to the family who have been complicit in covering up the murderous potential of such a man?

I'll tell you what's wrong. It's the deranged no-accountability Leftist worldview, that's what.

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Monday, June 18, 2012

On Duplicity, Mendacity, and the Antonym for Allegiance

English: To avoid any constitutional problems,...
Chief Justice Roberts administers the Oath of Office
a second time to Barack Obama in the White House
(Photo credit: Wikipedia)

“I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, […] ”
— The Oath of Office of the President of the United States

“I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, […] ”
— The Pledge of Allegiance of the United States
Related source » The Scandal of Our Age: 'via Blog this'
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“What I call “Securitygate” — the release of the most intricate details about the cyber war against Iran, the revelations about a Yemeni double-agent, disclosures about covert operations in and against Pakistan, intimate details about the Osama bin Laden raid and the trove of information taken from his compound, and the Predator drone assassination list and the president’s methodology in selecting targets — is far more serious than either prior scandal. David Sanger and others claim that all this was sort of in the public domain anyway; well, “sort of” covers a lot of ground. […] Here is the crux of the scandal: Obama is formulating a new policy of avoiding overt unpopular engagements, while waging an unprecedented covert war across the world. He’s afraid that the American people do not fully appreciate these once-secret efforts and might in 2012 look only at his mishaps in Afghanistan or his public confusion over Islamic terror. Ergo, feed information to a Sanger or Ignatius so that they can skillfully inform us, albeit with a bit of dramatic “shock” and “surprise,” just how tough, brutal, and deadly Barack Obama really is. Yet these disclosures will endanger our national security, especially in the case of a soon-to-be-nuclear Iran. They will probably get people killed or tortured, and they will weaken America’s ability for years to work covertly with allies. […] There is nothing in the recent “exclusive” writings of David Sanger or David Ignatius that was necessary for the American people to know at this stage, unless one thinks that […] we should have been apprised about what was really going on in New Mexico in 1944 [the top secret Manhattan Project]. Here is why Securitygate is a national outrage and goes to the heart of a free and civil society.”
— Victor Davis Hanson, June 17, 2012 (pjmedia.com)



I believe that Barack Obama deserves to be impeached by the House of Representatives for his duplicity and mendacity, which, I believe, borders on treason. If he were impeached, however, I do believe the Democrat-majority Senate would acquit him.

Nevertheless, he would, in the course of the impeachment process suffer the indignity that he far-more-richly deserves than Bill Clinton did for the Lewinsky scandal. Clinton's scandal, at least, did not endanger the security of the Nation that all Presidents solemnly swear to "preserve, protect and defend."

In my estimation, if Obama was impeached he would treat us to another Clinton-like weasel expression:
"It depends on what your meaning of mendacity is".

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Saturday, June 16, 2012

What's In a Name?

What's the polite word for "treason"?


Benedict arnold illustration
Benedict Arnold V
Engraving by H.B. Hall
via Wikimedia Commons
Related source » Tell on Me: The ballad of US agents - YouTube: 'via Blog this' h/t Secular Apostate
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“A song to the Leaker-in-Chief from America's friends, based on the immortal song of Ben E. King, Stand by Me.”
— Published on Jun 15, 2012 by LatmaTV









I think it's time for Barack Hussein Obama II, alias "Barry" Soetoro, AKA "Jimma" Carter II, to undergo yet another name change.

I'm thinking … I'm thinking … Benedict "Arnie" Obama V.

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