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Showing posts with label You had me at bacon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label You had me at bacon. Show all posts

Thursday, February 11, 2016

Take Big Al and Give the Points

 Gravitational Waves Detected on Earth!

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Cosmic breakthrough:
Physicists detect gravitational waves from violent black-hole merger


“Scientists announced Thursday that, after decades of effort, they have succeeded in detecting gravitational waves from the violent merging of two black holes in deep space. The detection was hailed as a triumph for a controversial, exquisitely crafted, billion-dollar physics experiment and as confirmation of a key prediction of Albert Einstein's General Theory of Relativity. […] ”
— By Joel Achenbach and Rachel Feltman February 11, 2016 (washingtonpost.com)



"In March 1916 Einstein completed an article explaining general relativity in terms more easily understood." Coincidentally, that was just one month short of a century ago!

Big Al never ceases to amaze!

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Friday, June 12, 2015

Fascinating Innovation at MIT

Technology rules!

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“A team of MIT researchers have developed a printable origami robot that folds itself up from a flat sheet of plastic when heated and measures about a centimeter from front to back. (Learn more: http://mitne.ws/1HwBZro)

[…]

Video: Melanie Gonick/MIT Additional footage: Shuhei Miyashita”
— Published on Jun 11, 2015 (youtube.com)



These are the young people who will save Western civilization.

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Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Have It Your Way

… make it a Whopper!


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“Hill said his wife woke him up around 1 p.m. with a McChicken in hand. He admitted to police that he became upset and threw the sandwich at her, then picked up some of the bun, throwing it at her again.

[…]

Police apparently found Hill's wife with 'mayonnaise on her shirt and face'.”
— Aleksander Chan, Dec. 3, 2014 (gawker.com)



The "mayonnaise on her shirt" must have been the final indignity.
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Monday, November 24, 2014

NY Giants' Willie Mays Catch II

60 years later ...
NY Giants' Supercalidigitistic Odell Beckham, Jr.


Willie Mays makes his Great Catch
1954 World Series at Polo Grounds




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Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Brussels Sprouts Large Minister of Health

You can't make this stuff up …

Image via popol.punt.nl (She's the one on the left.)

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“Among her duties as Belgium's new Minister of Public Health, Maggie De Block is tasked with tackling obesity. […] ”
— Mirror Online (mirror.co.uk)


Not sure about her tackling "obesity", but a charging rhinoceros …

Her favorite proverb is, "Do as I say, …"

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Neighbor of Brussels Sprouts a Pair

[Just for the pun of it …]

Members of the 'No Surrender' biker gang are
fighting against Islamic State militants
in northern Iraq (AFP Photo/Olaf Kraak)
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“The Hague (AFP) - The Dutch public prosecutor said on Tuesday that motorbike gang members who have reportedly joined Kurds battling the Islamic State group in Iraq are not necessarily committing any crime.
"Joining a foreign armed force was previously punishable, now it's no longer forbidden," public prosecutor spokesman Wim de Bruin told AFP.

"You just can't join a fight against the Netherlands," he told AFP after reports emerged that Dutch bikers from the No Surrender gang were fighting IS insurgents alongside Kurds in northern Iraq.

The head of No Surrender, Klaas Otto, told state broadcaster NOS that three members who travelled to near Mosul in northern Iraq were from Dutch cities Amsterdam, Rotterdam and Breda. […] ”
— Yahoo News, October 14, 2014 (news.yahoo.com)


'Nuff said!

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Sunday, June 29, 2014

This Week's Best of Rule2

Rule #2: Everybody loves a fun pic!


Bacon is better! from Rico on Theo Spark


Post 2,289 This Week's Best of Rule2

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

TheBigHenry Discovers Television

Rule #4: "Easy greasy — there's a fungus among us!"
[Junior-high catch-phrase, back in the day. Everybody said it; nobody knew what it meant.]


Boy watching TV for the first time
in an appliance store window, 1948
via @HistoryInPics


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Friday, February 28, 2014

Kendal Loves Chocolate

My youngest granddaughter's essay, "Desserts", is published in the Barrington Times:


I love chocolate, too.

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Thursday, February 27, 2014

Bridge: The Incredible Competitive Sport


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“Interview with bridge great, Bobby Hamman”


— Uploaded by American Contract Bridge League (ACBL), Oct 27, 2009

[I became an ACBL Life Master in October, 1999.]

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Sunday, February 16, 2014

This is America, yo!

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“These talented singers gathered on the balconies of 18 floors and chose to sing our National Anthem. I defy you not to get choked up watching it.”
— Published on February 8th, 2014 | by Allen West Republic



Even if you watched it already, watch it again and then share!


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Monday, December 2, 2013

A Star Is Born

Wow! Just wow!

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“Amira Willighagen sings 'O Mio Babbino Caro' on Holland's Got Talent and delivers an astounding performance which results in her being awarded a 'Golden Ticket'. This ticket allows her to proceed straight to the Live Show.”
— Talented Young Musicians, Published on Nov 6, 2013 (youtube.com)


Video clip extract © RTL Netherlands and Fremantle International

Nine-year-old Amira Willighagen’s rendition of Puccini’s O Mio Babbino Caro, October 26, 2013.
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Monday, October 7, 2013

State Slogans Improved

I'm just keeding!

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 State  Current Slogan  Better  Best 
 Alabama  Share The Wonder  Share the Wonder Bread  Everybody chairs things, man. 
 Alaska  North to the Future  Upper U.S.  Shove it! 
 Arizona  The Grand Canyon State  The Grand Poobah State  We got the biggest ditch, bitch. 
 Arkansas  Land of Opportunity  Land of Bubba  We put cigars in their place. 
 California  The Golden State  That Bat-shit Crazy State of Mind  That's right, we sleep upsidedown. 
 Colorado  Rocky Mountain High  Higher than a kite.  Far out, dude. 
 Connecticut  Nutmeg State  Smaller than MA; bigger than RI  We're chock full of nutmeg. 
 Delaware  It's Good Being First  It's Better Being Bigger We'll settle for second smallest. 
 District of Columbia  Celebrate and Discover  Confiscate and Visa Progress, Congress and regress to the mean. 
 Florida  Sunshine State  The Land of Bugs Swampland and gators! 
 Georgia  Georgia on My Mind  I Never Get Peaches Birthplace of Ioseb Besarionis dze Jughashvili 
 Hawaii  The Islands of Aloha  Aloha is Ahola Spelled Backwords  The living is easy; the spelling, not so much. 
 Idaho  Great Potatoes. Tasty Destinations.  The mellons are so-so.  The meat is to die from. 
 Illinois  The Land of Lincoln  The Land of Obama  Lincoln Would Be Appalled 
 Iowa  Is this heaven?  Not exactly.  Heaven's far above the Mississippi's waters. 
 Indiana  Enjoy Indiana  I've made other plans.  I'd rather sit in traffic, naked, eating glass. 
 Kansas  Kansas, as big as you think  But not as big as you'd like.  Size does matter. 
 Kentucky  Unbridled Spirit  Bridled Spirited Horses  Ubiquitous Horseshit 
 Louisiana  Come as you are. Leave Different.  Come as you like. Leave spent.  Vidi. Vici Veni. 
 Maine  There's More to Maine  Part of it's in Canada  Fuggedaboutit 
 Maryland  More Than You Can Imagine  Part of it's in Maine  We've got Delaware surrounded! 
 Massachusetts  Make It Yours  The Kennedys Own It  The Kennedys Stole It 
 Michigan  Say Yes to Michigan  Or else.  We'll make you an offer you can't refuse. 
 Minnesota  Land of 10,000 Lakes  Actually 10,037  Lakes R Us 
 Mississippi  The South's Warmest Welcome  It's also humid.  We used to have air conditioning. It broke in '57. 
 Missouri  Show Me State  Show me yours. I'll show you mine.  We're buck naked! 
 Montana  Get Lost in Montana  Get lost, buster.  Where the f*ck are we? 
 Nebraska  Possibilities ... Endless  Probabilities ... Negligible  Go farther west, young man. 
 Nevada  Wide Open  You can check out anytime you like, but your money stays.  Better to get lost in Montana. 
 New Hampshire  You're Going to Love it Here  I liked the old one better.  You're Going to Leave It 
 New Jersey  The Garden State  The Poor Man's New York  What's that smell? 
 New Mexico  Red or Green [chili peppers]  Little Boy and Fat Man  It's the bomb, yo! 
 New York  The Empire State  The Rich Man's New Jersey  Our NFL Stadium Is in New Jersey 
 North Carolina  First in Flight  Also first in fight, bitch!  D'you wanna Duke it out, Ohio? 

[More to come …]

Further improvements are welcome via comments.

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Sunday, October 6, 2013

Quantum Mechanics; Classical Mechanics; Music

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h/t Newmark's Door

    Correct Answers

  • Quantum Mechanics:



  • Classical Mechanics: (Question #9)



  • Music:

    On an oral exam, a music major is asked: "Tell us everything you know about Beethoven's 4th Symphony."

    The student's answer: "It's the one between the 3rd and the 5th."
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Wednesday, September 25, 2013

50,000 Visitors to My "Remembrance in Spacetime" Blog

My visitors have come from more than 150 countries:


My "Remembrance in Spacetime" Blog: Country Share (Image via SiteMeter)
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Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Super-Spacetime Reality


Spacetime
(Image via Wikipedia)
In the beginning …

In the beginning, the Big Bang sparked the emergence of: time, space, energy, matter, mathematics, symmetry, entropy, self-organization, and the classification of everything. And it seemed good for about 14 giga-years.

In the twentieth century, BigAl Einstein unified: energy and matter within the Special Theory of Relativity; space and time into spacetime; spacetime and geometry within the General Theory of Relativity. Other greats, including Planck, Bohr, Heisenberg, Schrödinger, Pauli, Dirac, et (Big)al., ushered in Quantum Mechanics. It was great physics, but physics seemed incomplete without a unified theory, comprising General Relativity, Quantum Mechanics, and everything else; a so-called Theory of Everything.

Then along came String Theory, and the promise of a Theory of Everything. It has made great strides in the last few decades, but it continues to be a work in progress.
Super-Spacetime Reality

Perhaps the most "inconvenient" truth about string theory is its insistence on at least six additional spatial dimensions, besides the three that are near and dear to us all. If you have difficulty visualizing time as the fourth dimension of spacetime, try to visualize reality described by ten dimensions! I'll wait …

It's not possible to visualize a 10-dimensional reality, because visualization is, by nature, conceptual sensing in three dimensions. There’s the rub. You can no more fit a 10-dimensional square peg into a 3-dimensional round hole than you can square the circle.

And yet it is relatively straightforward to mathematically conceptualize systems of arbitrary dimensionality, because mathematics is not constrained by visualization. Mathematical dimensionality is a generalization of the 3-dimensional visualization concept. This generalization is analogous, albeit in the opposite direction, to the simplification of 2-dimensional rendering for 3-dimensional objects, as is routinely accomplished in graphic imaging (e.g., above image).

What if we generalize not only the traditional 3-dimensional concept of visualization to its associated multi-dimensional mathematical concept, but also generalize the corresponding terminology, namely: generalize 3-dimensional visualization to multi-attribute mathematical analysis. This seems to me an enabling of interesting speculations.

If I may be so bold, I wish to consider the potential clarification enabled by thinking of 4-dimensional spacetime as "4-attribute" spacetime, instead. In so doing, I merely associate three of those attributes with the three dimensions of space, and the forth attribute with what BigAl called the "fourth dimension" of time. Seems less confusing, n'est-ce pas?

Here is my really bold speculation: Suppose that the 10-dimensional spacetime of string theory is conceptualized as our 10-attribute reality itself! I have coined such a description of reality "Super-Spacetime Reality".

Now for some fun speculations. What specifically would I attribute to those impossible-to-visualize additional six dimensions of string theory? Well, instead of how they are usually conceptualized (point-like "curled-up" dimensions), suppose we imagine they are those attributes of reality for whose existence we currently have no explanations.

For instance, what if symmetry, a very commonplace attribute of reality for whose existence we have no explanation, is in fact one of those six exotic dimensions that string theory postulates? Another intrinsic attribute of our reality is entropy, a fundamental concept of thermodynamics and information theory, but whose raison d'etre is unknown.

Yet another very interesting property of both animate and inanimate objects is the propensity for synchronization. That propensity is a form of the propensity for self-organization, namely the spontaneous emergence of order out of chaos. It is possibly the essence of negative entropy. And like entropy, negative entropy or "negentropy" (as Schrödinger termed it) may also be an attribute that can be linked with one of the six additional dimensions of string theory.

What fun it is to speculate reality's in sight. Oh, such jingling of bells and whistles …
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Sunday, August 4, 2013

Peter Stiff on Ponzi 101, Q.E. ∞ and Politics

The Multi-talented Stand-up Economist

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“Peter Schiff … at Comic Strip Live in New York City. Peter jokes about the national debt and the Federal Reserve.”
— Peter Schiff, July 21, 2013 (peterschiffblog.blogspot.com)


It only hurts when I laugh!
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Monday, July 22, 2013

A Gigamile 'Hi, Mom!'

"Hi, Mom!"

(Photo by NASA/JPL/Cassini/Guillermo Abramson)
“A pale, blue speck below Saturn's rings”

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“High above the planet Saturn on Friday, Cassini took photographs of that pixel we live on, backlit by Saturn's rings. If you looked at the skies, chances are you were photographed from space by NASA’s Cassini spacecraft, almost a billion miles away.”
— Published July 22, 2013 (foxnews.com)


That's TheBigHenry waving in the upper-right corner of that pale, blue pixel.
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Wednesday, May 8, 2013

The Good, the Ugly and the Fugly

English: A woman smoking crack from a glass pipe.
A woman smoking crack from a glass pipe. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

“There's good. There's not good. This is not good.”


Duplicate bridge is, arguably, the greatest game known to man and, unfortunately, to many vile women as well. It is played the world over by people from all walks of life, including billionaires, youngsters, invalids, the deaf, the legally blind, and some who are certifiably insane. The only requirements for a modicum of success is a functioning brain and a thirst for psychological mayhem. It is, in a word — exhilarating.

And yet, there is also a downside. If you want to observe humanity in action, warts and all, step inside your local bridge club during a typical afternoon game. The self-absorbed ugliness is palpable. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned? Fuhgeddaboudit. Try giving a menopausal bitch a bad score on a deal. It's fugly, bro.

So why continue to engage, you might wonder. Well, for one thing, competitive bridge is more addictive than crack cocaine (or so I imagine it to be). Once you are hooked on the game, you have to get your weekly (often daily) fix, and people have been known to drive 160 miles round-trip just to play for several hours.

Yes indeed, masochism is alive and well …
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