State Slogans Improved

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State	Current Slogan	Better	Best
Alabama	Share The Wonder	Share the Wonder Bread	Everybody chairs things, man.
Alaska	North to the Future	Upper U.S.	Shove it!
Arizona	The Grand Canyon State	The Grand Poobah State	We got the biggest ditch, bitch.
Arkansas	Land of Opportunity	Land of Bubba	We put cigars in their place.
California	The Golden State	That Bat-shit Crazy State of Mind	That's right, we sleep upsidedown.
Colorado	Rocky Mountain High	Higher than a kite.	Far out, dude.
Connecticut	Nutmeg State	Smaller than MA; bigger than RI	We're chock full of nutmeg.
Delaware	It's Good Being First	It's Better Being Bigger	We'll settle for second smallest.
District of Columbia	Celebrate and Discover	Confiscate and Visa	Progress, Congress and regress to the mean.
Florida	Sunshine State	The Land of Bugs	Swampland and gators!
Georgia	Georgia on My Mind	I Never Get Peaches	Birthplace of Ioseb Besarionis dze Jughashvili
Hawaii	The Islands of Aloha	Aloha is Ahola Spelled Backwords	The living is easy; the spelling, not so much.
Idaho	Great Potatoes. Tasty Destinations.	The mellons are so-so.	The meat is to die from.
Illinois	The Land of Lincoln	The Land of Obama	Lincoln Would Be Appalled
Iowa	Is this heaven?	Not exactly.	Heaven's far above the Mississippi's waters.
Indiana	Enjoy Indiana	I've made other plans.	I'd rather sit in traffic, naked, eating glass.
Kansas	Kansas, as big as you think	But not as big as you'd like.	Size does matter.
Kentucky	Unbridled Spirit	Bridled Spirited Horses	Ubiquitous Horseshit
Louisiana	Come as you are. Leave Different.	Come as you like. Leave spent.	Vidi. Vici Veni.
Maine	There's More to Maine	Part of it's in Canada	Fuggedaboutit
Maryland	More Than You Can Imagine	Part of it's in Maine	We've got Delaware surrounded!
Massachusetts	Make It Yours	The Kennedys Own It	The Kennedys Stole It
Michigan	Say Yes to Michigan	Or else.	We'll make you an offer you can't refuse.
Minnesota	Land of 10,000 Lakes	Actually 10,037	Lakes R Us
Mississippi	The South's Warmest Welcome	It's also humid.	We used to have air conditioning. It broke in '57.
Missouri	Show Me State	Show me yours. I'll show you mine.	We're buck naked!
Montana	Get Lost in Montana	Get lost, buster.	Where the f*ck are we?
Nebraska	Possibilities ... Endless	Probabilities ... Negligible	Go farther west, young man.
Nevada	Wide Open	You can check out anytime you like, but your money stays.	Better to get lost in Montana.
New Hampshire	You're Going to Love it Here	I liked the old one better.	You're Going to Leave It
New Jersey	The Garden State	The Poor Man's New York	What's that smell?
New Mexico	Red or Green [chili peppers]	Little Boy and Fat Man	It's the bomb, yo!
New York	The Empire State	The Rich Man's New Jersey	Our NFL Stadium Is in New Jersey
North Carolina	First in Flight	Also first in fight, bitch!	D'you wanna Duke it out, Ohio?

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