With Jew-hatred sweeping the world, again, we ponder why the Jews are hated so. Arguably, it is because, no matter what they attempt to engage, say, or do, they excel.
Other people just hate that, you know?
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Other people just hate that, you know?
| Category | Jews Who Excelled |
|---|---|
| Deification and Saving | Jesus Christ [They basically own this category.] |
| Prophecy and Investing | Moses [Whereas Jesus saves, Moses invests.] |
| Self Loathing | Noam Chomsky; Rahm Emanuel; Barney Frank; others |
| Self Hatred | Bobby Fischer; Imadinnerjacket (supposedly) |
| Genius | Albert Einstein |
| Physics | Robert Oppenheimer; Enrico Fermi (by inverse injection); I. I. Rabi; Wolfgang Pauli; many others |
| Basketball | Jon Scheyer (Duke NCAA Champs, 2010) |
| Baseball | Hank Greenberg; Sandy Koufax |
| Economics | They own this category. |
| Finance | It's money, right? |
| Ponzi Scheme | Bernie Madoff (Money? Hello?) |
| Supreme Court | Louis Brandeis; others |
| Mathematics | Let's see now, who is clever with numbers ... ? |
| Military | Samson; King David; Moshe Dayan; Ariel Sharon; Yohanatan Netanyahu; others |
| Blond Bombshell | Marilyn Monroe (by injection) |
| Brunette Bombshell | Elizabeth Taylor (by injection; twice) |
| Entertaining (while Black) | Sammy Davis, Jr. |
| Self-deprecating Comedy | They own this category. |
| Classical Musicians | They own this category. |
| Science Fiction | Isaac Asimov |
| Fiction | very long list |
| Literary Critics | Harold Bloom |
| Critics | every one of them |
| Medical Doctors | Every Jewish grandmother has at least three. |
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Andrew Klavan, Fun With Anti-Semitism (Jun. 3, 2010)
Post #1,303 Juice with Clues
Just a few more...
ReplyDeleteCognitive Psychologists: King Solomon, Daniel Kahneman, Amos Tversky
Human Rights: Natan Sharansky
Chess: Kasparov, Lasker
Telepaths: Uri Geller
Basic Erudite Loons: Sigmund Freud