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Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Hold the Chickensh*t

Related Link » Five Easy Pieces Diner Scene
Jack Nicholson has a number of memorable movie scenes to his credit. This one is my favorite. It speaks to me. It tells me that Americans will put up with only so much shit, before they invoke the Eleventh Commandment.

Post #817 Hold the Chickensh*t

Plan B

Related Link » IAF Upgrading Its F-15 Fighters
“According to IDF journal BaMachaneh, the F-15I model is currently being fitted with two new systems – one called ‘Barad Pelada’ (‘Steel Hail’), and another named Lightning.”
 — DoubleTapper
h/t DoubleTapper

The Israeli Air Force, colloquially known as the "If America Fails" Corps, is making precautionary upgrades to its F-15 fighter jets for use in long-distance operations.

Post #816 Plan B

Nobel Not As Noble As It Used to Be

Related Link » Betraying the Planet

“So the House passed the Waxman-Markey climate-change bill. In political terms, it was a remarkable achievement. But 212 representatives voted no. A handful of these no votes came from representatives who considered the bill too weak, but most rejected the bill because they rejected the whole notion that we have to do something about greenhouse gases. And as I watched the deniers make their arguments, I couldn’t help thinking that I was watching a form of treason — treason against the planet.”
 — By PAUL KRUGMAN Published: June 28, 2009

Remember when the Nobel Prize meant something besides a big cash payout? Back in the day, you expected people like Albert Einstein to receive one, which he did, and one was impressed by the significance of the honor when J. Robert Oppenheimer, the theoretical physicist and technical director of the Manhattan Project, didn't.

More recently, it seems that any Jimmy, Al, Paul, and just about any old Dick for that matter, can get one. And once granted, an expert in, say, economics becomes a shill for any movement, even one that stinks to high heaven.

People, Paul Krugman is a Nobel Prize recipient in economics. He is also a long-time op-ed columnist for the NYT fish-wrapper, and a well-known ignoramus, like Al Gore, the former Presidential-election loser and Holyshitwood award recipient. Along with the senile-servile-tactile-gentile-insanofile Carter, they comprise a troika rivaling The Three Stooges, albeit not as funny and much more sinister.

Post #815 Nobel Not As Noble As It Used to Be

Monday, June 29, 2009

Research for Fun and Profit

Related Link » Rating attractiveness: Study finds consensus among men, not women

“There is much more consensus among men about whom they find attractive than there is among women, according to a new study by Wake Forest University psychologist Dustin Wood. [...] Men's judgments of women's attractiveness were based primarily around physical features and they rated highly those who looked thin and seductive.”
 — The study, co-authored by Claudia Brumbaugh of Queens College, appears in the June issue of the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology.

It's stories like these that tempt me to come out of retirement. I could do this kind of research too, you know. After all, I'M STILL BREATHING!

"[T]hey rated highly those who looked thin and seductive" did they? No f*cking shit! Men go for tits and ass? Well shut ma mouth! Ya cudda knocked me over with a feather, when I read that. Why didn't they conduct this research before I got to high school? At least I would have understood why I had trouble walking around for 4 years!

I could go on in this vein, but you catch my drift; if you're a man. But, and I admit I am way out of my realm of expertise on this one, I somehow think women get it too. But, who really knows what women want. Am I right? But with men, you know ...

Post #814 Research for Fun and Profit

Jon Stewart — Ignoramus

Related Link » Jon Stewart, War Criminals & The True Story of the Atomic Bombs|17min video
Many, nay, I dare say most historical falsehoods never stay dead. Among the most egregious examples, one may include: Holocaust denial; the workability of socialism; and, what I like to call, ignorance of the Eleventh CommandmentThough shalt not f*ck with America. The reasons such zombies continue to rear their ugly heads, seemingly with the emergence of every new group of pretentious intelligencia, probably include humanity's stubborn refusal to learn from mistakes of the past, humanity's reluctance to read history (or anything else, for that matter, except the tabloids at the checkout counter), and youth's inevitable arrogant belief that it knows and understands certain life-principles that countless generations have somehow overlooked.

In the interest of preserving an easily accessible debunking of the nauseating re-occurrence of that insipid contention that the American use of the Hiroshima and Nagasaki atomic bombs was a war crime, I offer the above-noted related link to an excellent 17-minute video. This video recounts a well documented trail that seemingly requires annual re-traversing during the month of August. Surely, even an ignoramus like Jon Stewart can find 17 minutes in his busy schedule of daily pomposity to become ever-so-slightly less of an asshole.

But I could be wrong. I was once (back in '76, when I thought I had made a mistake).

Post #813 Jon Stewart — Ignoramus

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Quantifying the Values of the Nation

Related Link » The normblog profile consolidated links

“The normblog profile is a weekly Friday morning feature. A list of all the profiles to date, and the links to them, can be found here.”
 — Norman Geras

Norm's blog is one of my favorites, and I especially enjoy his "weekly Friday morning feature", the normblog profile. And my favorite question of Norm's standard set is what I refer to as the dinner question: "If you could have any three guests, past or present, to dinner who would they be?" To my mind, that question in particular offers the best insight to the mind of the interviewee. It highlights succinctly the value-set of the responder.

Of the 30 questions that I chose to answer in my own profile, my response to the dinner question was:
Imagine the conversation: Moses (ethics, justice, investing); Lincoln (leadership, wisdom); Einstein (what it all means).
In 2010, the United States will conduct its decennial census, as mandated by the U.S. Constitution (Article 1 Section 2). I think it would be valuable, enlightening, and just plain fun to include an optional version of Norm's dinner question in the census questionnaire. What better way to quantify our values as a Nation?

Can you imagine what some of the responses would be from the morons in this Leno video?
h/t Theo
Lord have mercy ...

I invite my readers to respond to Norm's dinner question via comments to this post.

Post #812 Quantifying the Values of the Nation

Friday, June 26, 2009

Bringing Cell Phones to a Gun Fight

Related Link » Iran: Desperately Seeking Yeltsin
“Iran today is a revolution in search of its Yeltsin. Without leadership, demonstrators will take to the street only so many times to face tear gas, batons and bullets. They need a leader like Boris Yeltsin: a former establishment figure with newly revolutionary credentials and legitimacy, who stands on a tank and gives the opposition direction by calling for the unthinkable -- the abolition of the old political order.”
 — By Charles Krauthammer, Friday, June 26, 2009


Perhaps Charles is right; he often is, in my opinion. But my suspicion is that what the Iranian demonstrators need more than their "Yeltsin" is their guns. A knife, much less a cell phone in a gun fight just doesn't cut it. It only invites suicide by thug or sniper.

The revolution that might have been will be crushed ugly for want of some guns in the hands of the crowd. Who knows; the armed government-thugs may have been ripe for a sudden flip in allegiance with a little well-placed and lead-filled persuasion. That could happen, but it probably won't. Last time I checked, the Iranian Constitution didn't have a Bill of Rights.

Post #811 Bringing Cell Phones to a Gun Fight

Man-Made Disaster

Related Link » Waxman-Markey: Man-Made Disaster
“Not since a misguided piece of legislation imposed tariffs that turned a recession into a depression has there been a piece of legislation as bad as Waxman-Markey. The 1,000-plus-page American Clean Energy and Security Act (H.R. 2454) is being rushed to a vote by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi before anyone can seriously object to this economic suicide pact. It's what Janet Napolitano, secretary of Homeland Security, might call a ‘man-caused disaster’, a phrase she coined to replace the politically incorrect ‘terrorist attack’. But no terrorist could ever dream of inflicting as much damage as this bill.”
 — By INVESTOR'S BUSINESS DAILY | Posted Thursday, June 25, 2009


  Representative Henry A. Waxman (D - CA)

  Would you buy a used car from this guy?
The only thing uglier than Waxman-Markey is Waxman.

Post #810 Man-Made Disaster

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Stardom, Politics, and Death

Michael Jackson, the pop star, has died.

Too bad if an entertainer had to die it couldn’t have been the cheap-shot comedian AKA the junior Senator from Massachusetts. You know, John Kerry.

Post #809 Stardom, Politics, and Death

Not as Good as It Gets

Related Link » Male writing female

“I have one reservation, which I express tentatively since I'm not altogether sure whether it isn't due only to something in the eye of the beholder, namely, me. The Story of a Marriage is a first-person narration by the woman of the marriage in question, Pearlie. And from time to time as I was reading I had the strong impression that Greer's [the author's] prose was masculine - that this book could only have been written, as it in fact was, by a man.”
 — Norman Geras

I can only surmise that the author in question (Andrew Sean Greer) hadn't seen the movie "As Good As It Gets", because anyone who has seen it knows what it takes for a man to write women well:
"I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability".
Post #808 Not as Good as It Gets

Functional Design

Related Link » Researchers at NC State are working to solve a nearly century-old problem – what to do with those skimpy, derrière-exposing hospital gowns

"This garment almost needs to be all things to all people," Lamar says. "We obviously want patients to feel comfortable during their hospital stay, but doctors and nurses still need to have easy access to check a patient's heart rate, administer an IV or monitor blood pressure."
 — By Caroline M. Barnhill [h/t Craig Newmark]

Perhaps it's immodest of me to notice, but last time I checked a patient's heart rate, administered an IV, or monitored the blood pressure, it did not require access to his or her rectum. Of course, such access is necessary for a colonoscopy, but that procedure ordinarily requires some unpleasant preparation the night before — hardly what could be considered to be an "easy access" necessity.

Let's face it, easy access to a patient's derrière is only necessary on special occasions, such as an unanticipated visit from Barney Frank.

Post #807 Functional Design

With some 8-year-olds, you know, you just don't know, you know?

Related Link » Midweek puzzle

“At [a] party with 100 guests, everyone shakes hands [just once] with everyone else. How many handshakes take place?”
 — Norman Geras

The puzzle that Norm posed (via Marcus du Sautoy) happens to be equivalent to adding the sequence of numbers from 1 to 99. This, in turn, reminded me of a wonderful experience I had as a freshman at Cornell University in 1959.

I was in a large lecture hall attending an applied math class, where the professor was busily writing out some proof on the blackboard, accompanied by his spoken commentary. Suddenly, he cavalierly said, "And, since the sum of all integers from 1 to N is N(N+1)/2 ..." as he substituted that formula and continued writing out his proof. Of course this was a trap. And, of course, he snared one unsuspecting student, who raised the objection, "But professor, that isn't at all obvious to me."

The professor turned from the blackboard, and with a smile on his face he replied, "Why, that formula was derived by an 8-year-old boy!" The puzzled student was humiliated in front of about 150 of his peers, so the professor continued the story of that 8-year-old boy:
In a one-room schoolhouse, a teacher wanted to keep his younger students busy while he spent some time with a few of the oldest students. He told the youngsters to add up all the numbers from 1 to 99. When finished, each student was to stack his slate on the teacher's desk (the year was 1785). This would no doubt keep the youngsters busy for some time.

As the youngsters proceeded to add the numbers, the youngest student (the 8-year-old boy) just sat for a few minutes contemplating the assignment. Then he simply wrote the answer on his slate and placed it on the teacher's desk. After a longer period of time, all the other young students stacked their slates on top of the youngest student's slate.

When the teacher was finished with his older students, he examined the stack of slates on his desk. Of course, only the bottom slate had one number on it, and it was the only correct answer. It was then that the teacher realized he had a genius in his class. His name was Carl Friedrich Gauss, the Prince of Mathematicians.
Gauss supposedly visualized the problem as follows: He imagined writing the sequence 1 through 99 down one side of his slate. Then he imagined writing the sequence in reverse order down the other side. Next he observed that the addition of each pair of numbers in all 99 rows of numbers equaled 100. Hence, the two columns together yielded a grand total of 9900, which, however, was exactly twice the sum of one column. Thus, adding all the numbers 1 through 99 equaled 9900/2 equals 4950.

Another version of this story has Gauss deriving his formula when his mother needed to know how many candles to buy for Hanukkah. This story, however, is known to be apocryphal, since Gauss was not Jewish, and I just made it up. BTW, the answer is 44 candles (it's a trick question).

Post #806 With some 8-year-olds, you know, you just don't know, you know?

College-bound Virgins

Related Link » North Carolina Program Pays Girls a Dollar a Day Not to Get Pregnant

“Girls in the program attend 90-minute meetings every week at which they receive lessons in abstinence and the use of contraceptives — and they receive $7 every week they do not get pregnant. The money is deposited into a fund that's collectible when they enroll in college.”
 — College Bound Sisters, a program at the University of North Carolina at Greensboro that aims to keep 12- to 18-year-old girls in school and baby-free.

Once again, ignorance and failure to learn from mistakes of the past rule the day in our social-engineering-minded society. Spend, spend, spend hard-earned money in a struggling economy, when a perfectly good and virtually free alternative is available.

Has everyone forgotten the miracle drug that resides in every medicine cabinet? Come on people; I'm talking about aspirin, of course! That's right, aspirin, the best and arguably cheapest form of contraception, which, if I'm not mistaken, is even acceptable (and much more reliable than the so-called "rhythm method") to the very religious.

A girl simply places an aspirin between her knees, and holds it.

Post #805 College-bound Virgins

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

§ I Am Music and I Pick the Songs: Les Bicyclettes de Belsize

{Song #16 « Song #17 » Song #18}

§ ≡ One of an ongoing series of posts in which I pick, in my not-so-humble opinion, the best songs of the second millennium. Feel free to offer constructive dissenting opinions; preferably set to music.

Song #17 is Les Bicyclettes de Belsize, sung by Engelbert Humperdinck.

This beautiful melody has been a favorite of mine ever since I heard it sung by EH in the mid 1960's when I was a grad student at Columbia. Since the title is French, I had assumed that Belsize was a place somewhere in France. But I could never locate it, nor could I find anyone who knew where it was. Until today!



Bonus: Mireille Mathieu - Les Bicyclettes De Belsize


Post #804 § I Am Music and I Pick the Songs: Les Bicyclettes de Belsize

Wanking Czar

Another day in Obamaland, another Czarina. This wanker is also a banker. Welcome to the club, Barney. Make yourself comfortable; destroy some banks. You go, girl.

 h/t Theo

Post #803 Wanking Czar

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

New Sheriff in Town

Related Link » Saving The Raptor

“[Defense Secretary Robert] Gates argues that wars in Iraq and Afghanistan have shown the need for such high-tech weapons are over. But not every potential enemy is armed only with an AK-47 and a copy of the Quran. Some are trying to shoot ballistic missiles at us.
[...]
Building the F-22 aids our economic as well as national security. Remember all those jobs President Obama wanted to create or save? At stake are America's continued air dominance and 95,000 highly paid and highly skilled jobs in 44 states.

Defending America should be job one.”
 — By Investor's Business Daily
Yes indeed. Defending America should be job one. But there's a new sheriff in town; and his personal agenda is personal: bullshit America for four years so as to bullshit what's left of it for four more. Gates is not the sheriff; he is a sockpuppet, like all the other Secretaries, Czars, and assorted quislings who do The Obaminator's bidding. And the latter is the Kool-Aid Dispenser-in-Chief.

While the leftists are running around like fifth-graders on crack crashing off the walls of America's infrastructure, and the incompetent Congress is dismantelling our free-market economy, the mainstream media is enabling the Narcissist-in-Chief to suck-up to our enemies at home and abroad and to pack the Supreme Court with second-rate talent, all the while chanting Kum Ba Yah, whatever the hell that means.

The insanity is palpable. If you haven't yet drunk the Kool-Aid, it's like an out-of-body experience. I watch the country I love having two-centuries worth of blood, sweat and tears unraveled by a pack of mad dogs. It is simultaneously enthralling and terrifying to behold.

Post #802 New Sheriff in Town

Sunday, June 21, 2009

§ Quantized History #25

§ ≡ A quantum of Quantized History { #24 « #25 » #26 }

June 21, 2009 » Self-rule is introduced in Greenland


Internationally, on June 21, 2009, Greenland assumed self-determination with the responsibilities of self-government of judicial affairs, policing and its natural resources. Denmark maintains control of finances, foreign affairs and defense. It is a step towards full independence from Danish rule. Greenlandic became the official language of Greenland at the historic ceremony.

    Kingdom of Denmark's Autonomous Parts:

  1. Denmark
  2. Faroe Islands
  3. Greenland
Post #801 § Quantized History #25

Friday, June 19, 2009

A Dangerous Inquiry

Related Link » NIH Funds $423,500 Study of Why Men Don't Like to Use Condoms

“In what government watchdogs are calling a waste of taxpayer money, the National Institutes of Health is spending nearly half a million dollars to determine why men don't like to wear condoms during sex.”

Although I see nothing theoretically wrong with funding an important study such as the one proposed by the NIH, I've decided to take matters into my own hands, as it were, to get to the bottom of this issue and penetrate the obfuscation shielding the truth.

After canvasing my own neighborhood and environs, barely escaping with my own privates intact (from assault by irate men and crazed women), here are some of my preliminary anecdotal findings:
  • "I can't use them. They don't make them big enough." — Joe Bob "Bubba" Smith
  • "I can't find one in my size." — Bob Joe "Tiny" Johnson
  • "My man always sayin' how the dog ate it." — Unhappy mother of 17
  • "I'm allergic to latex." — A hospital orderly
  • "I don't condone random condom boredom conundrums." — A cunning linguist
  • "Git yer ass off of ma porch, you pervert." — A woman wielding what appeared to be a very sharp knife
Post #800 A Dangerous Inquiry

Thursday, June 18, 2009

§ I Am Music and I Pick the Songs: Don't Be Cruel

{Song #15 « Song #16 » Song #17}

§ ≡ One of an ongoing series of posts in which I pick, in my not-so-humble opinion, the best songs of the second millennium. Feel free to offer constructive dissenting opinions; preferably set to music.

Song #16 is Don't Be Cruel, sung by The King.

As for Bob Dylan, no singer/song list is complete without Elvis Presley. This one is my favorite of all his songs. The record, listed as "Don't Be Cruel/Hound Dog" at the time of its release, hit number one on the Billboard Hot 100 the week ending August 18, 1956, and remained in the top position for 11 consecutive weeks, a record (tied with two others) for the longest stay at number one by a single record until 1992. It was also the first 45 rpm record I ever bought. I was 14 at the time.


ELVIS PRESLEY-DON'T BE CRUEL
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Post #799 § I Am Music and I Pick the Songs: Don't Be Cruel

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Selling Out

Related Link » White House Press Secretary

“The White House Press Secretary is a senior White House official, whose primary responsibility is to act as spokesperson for the Administration. The current Press Secretary is Robert Gibbs, who assumed the role on January 20, 2009.”
 — From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

What's it like to be a senior White House official and, simultaneously, a complete douchebag? Ask any Secretary of State. The Secretary of State, who happens to be the fourth in line to succeed to the Presidency, along with the Press Secretary, both have the unenviable task of constantly parroting and making excuses for the absurd statements and actions of their President, who, by definition of the Secretaries' job descriptions, must be treated as infallible. Mind you, they must treat the President not just infallible on matters of State, but strictly infallible on any and all issues (a concept that far exceeds the mind-boggling infallibility attributed to the Pope on Church issues only).

There is no escaping the pathetic daily utterances of Robert Gibbs, and the frequent pathetic utterances of Hillary Clinton, both of whom have to explain to the skeptical world why their boss has done and/or said something outrageous or just plain stupid. In Clinton's case, she not only has to choke on the stupidity but also on the complete opposite of her own position during the Presidential campaign.

I can not comprehend why anyone would subject himself to constant ridicule on the world stage. Don't these people have any self-respect? Can their lust for money and fame (or infamy) be so enticing that they would sell out so cheaply?

Post #798 Selling Out

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

15,000

This morning, Jun 16 2009, at 8:13:13 am, the 15,000th visitor to my blog was recorded by my blog's counter. There are blogs that get more visits on a daily basis, but it's a milestone I am pleased with. Thanx to all my readers.

Post #797 15,000

Monday, June 15, 2009

People ask TheBigHenry ...

People ask:
Dear TheBigHenry,

I voted for President Obama because he seemed like a nice man, he spoke so sincerely, and he promised to make the world a happy place. I just wanted everything to be Okey Dokey, but now I see that it's not that easy, you know? I mean, there is so much shit out there in the big bad world; and hopey dopey just doesn't seem to work the way The Obaminator promised, you know? So, what do I do now?

Signed,
“Confused and Concerned”
Dear ConCon,

The first thing to do is congratulate yourself for coming to your senses, albeit a little late. But, and I'm sure you've heard it before, better late than never; because, you know, never is a very long time.

Here is what you should do until the next Presidential election:
  1. Grow up. Since you voted in the last election, presumably having been legitimately registered first, disabuse yourself of childish notions like the tooth fairy and free lunch. They don't exist in this universe. Moreover, if it sounds too good to be true, it's false. Those are the only choices in that multiple choice. And those princely dudes in Nigeria who are dying to give you millions of dollars if you just give them your bank account number? They want to steal all the money that is already in your account.
  2. Get a life. For god's sake, don't expect the government to take care of you. The government's job is to provide its citizenry the kinds of services that only the government is powerful enough to do, like defend our country from our enemies. Ordinary expenses for food, clothing, shelter, transportation, health care, etc., are your own responsibility. I understand that very few people can cope with catastrophic medical expenses. That is why god invented insurance against catastrophic losses, and those premiums are also your own responsibility, just like car-insurance premiums against catastrophic losses stemming from accidents.
  3. Learn to think for yourself. Don't expect people like Rush Limbaugh, Teeth D'Olbermann, and David Letterman to tell you what is best for you. They have personal agendas that do not, I repeat, do not include giving a shit about your problems. Gather information from a variety of sources; read some books; try to understand what the major issues mean for you and for your country. Then decide what you think the right thing to do is. You can't do any worse than being a sheep.
  4. Learn the basics of personal finance. In this country, money talks; nobody walks. Learn how to make, spend wisely, save, and invest money. Millions of people have learned how to do it (even some in France). Plan for your retirement; it's later than you think.
  5. If you must have a fetish, and most people do, find one that isn't too expensive, unless you are Jay Leno, in which case it's still obscene to own more than a hundred cars.
  6. Think. The brain is your friend. The politician is not; (s)he just wants your vote.
  7. Strive for more life. And give some thought to what is best for your country, not just about your own petty little desires.
Best wishes,
TheBigHenry

Post #796 People ask TheBigHenry ...

Obama’s Morally Equivalent Universe

Related Link » Reflections on the Iranian Enigma

Thoughts Tonight on Iran

  1. Why did we reject the Bush policy of non-engagement with a monster like Ahmadinejad, who oppressed his own and threatened nuclear destruction to Israel? Is it all that moral, or all that wise, or all that much in US realpolitik interests to apologize to a thug? Does it show solidarity with the Iranian people to court a nut? What is so smart in making Iran the center of our attention rather than the Maliki democratic government in Iraq? Hamas rather than democratic Israel? Is what we are now seeing in the streets of Iran proof of all the praise once heaped on theocratic “democratic” Iran by the likes of Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter and the NY Times?
  2. Will someone please tell President Obama that when you send videos to Ahmadinejad, apologize for something that happened over a half-century ago, and ignore serial Iranian killing of Iraqi and American democrats in Iraq, you, well, send a message that implicitly you either approve of him — or are afraid of him? One of two things is happening in [Iran]: either a boasting, cocky Ahmadinejad rigged the election, without worry that anyone — much less the present US — would care. Or, if the election result is semi-accurate (I doubt it), he energized his base, by showing the rural believers that even much worshipped Barack Hussein Obama was courting their all-wise leader and de facto agreeing to the new Persian Islamic nuclear hegemony.
  3. So what constitutes Obama’s morality? Courting the Islamic street by distorting history? Being more critical of one’s own democratic open society than the autocratic Arab governments you seek to placate? Using your middle name abroad to court favor and separate yourself from America’s past, while insisting that those who invoke it at home are as illiberal as you are liberal in broadcasting it?
  4. Much of Iran wants what they see going on in Iraq. How odd that the ‘experts’ assured us that Bush had empowered Iran by removing his rival Saddam. Perhaps in the short term — but in the long term TV, radio, and osmosis from free Iraq is proving more destabilizing to the theocracy in Iran than are Iran’s Revolutionary Guards and shaped charged IEDs to Iraq.
  5. As Aristotle saw, amorality is as much an absence of moral judgment as it is a commission of sin. When Obama lavishes more attention on Chavez, Castro, Ortega, Ahmadinejad, or a Saudi royal than he does on our struggling democratic friends in Iraq, Israel, Columbia and eastern Europe, he sends a message: ‘I wish to be loved, adored, to be seen as absolutely even-handed, even more than I do to take risks for those of you who bravely risk even more by championing freedom and consensual government.’
  6. In Obama’s morally equivalent universe, when all leaders are alike, when there is no moral difference between nations, when a handful of classical texts that survived only in Arabic written by Muslims are equivalent to the entire transmission of classical learning through thousands of manuscripts in Europe, then there is no A or B, just AB, then there is no bad or good, no nothing really. Yes, he certainly is not a “Manichean” like Bush, who saw the world in moral absolutes. Yes, but he is certainly also a moral relativist, who cannot distinguish an Ahmadinejad from a Maliki, a Netanyahu from Abbas, a Chavez from an Uribe.
Everything is contingent on being liked, or rather worshipped. I was proud of Bush when Chavez trashed him, when Ahmadinejad blasted Bush, when Putin slurred Bush — and very worried when they began to court Obama whom they either saw as a patsy to be used or a friend — to be used. Years from now do we really think there will be some great revisionism and the world will come to love the ‘peacemaker’ Chamberlain or Baldwin, and despise the troublemaker Churchill?

I think not.

Obama has applause for the moment, it is true, but for all our sakes, he better start thinking of respect from the ages.

 — Victor Davis Hanson, June 14th, 2009 5:35 pm

[I seldom re-publish someone else's article in its entirety, but Professor Hanson's post is so persuasive to me that I wish to share it with my readers as a whole without further comment from me. — TheBigHenry]

Post #795 Obama’s Morally Equivalent Universe

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Chipped beef on toast

Related Link » An extraordinary four months

“‘Boy, it is a new day in Washington.’ Here [Obama's Quiet Fight Against Poverty].”
 — Norman Geras

Extraordinary, indeed. O, that it were only to be four months instead of years, Norm.

The Obaminator's "quiet fight against poverty" is neither quiet, nor a fight, nor against poverty. It is in fact (my own personal fact) a grandiosity in support of redistribution of wealth, or, in Obama-speak, a Superman-made overhaul of capitalism as we know it into what we used to revile as socialism.

Yes, a few bones have been tossed to the downtrodden. But this has come about as a trickle-down after-effect of leveling the engines of entrepreneurship, competition, and a willingness to excel. The fools rejoice at the lunch-counter they perceive to be free. Little do they know that the government menu contains just a few variants of shit on a shingle.

Post #794 Chipped beef on toast

Equal-opportunity Hatred of Juice

Related Link » European Left More Dangerous for Jews than European Right

“European Judeophobia often takes on new life forms such as anti-Semitic boycott campaigns and anti-Israel demonstrations, the growing intensity of which the European left not only overlooks or obscures but often actively supports. It is transmitted by Europe’s left-leaning mass media, which not only believes that the systematic demonization of Israel promotes the postmodern and postnational ideological worldview of Europe’s governing class, but also appeases the wrath of Europe’s Muslim immigrants, lest they expose the myth of European socialist multicultural utopia.”
 — Soeren Kern, June 12, 2009

Before the Battle of Stalingrad, the branding of Jew-hatred throughout Europe was decidedly symbolized by Germanic Nazism at the Fascistic right of the socio-political spectrum. After the Russian victory at Stalingrad, the ascendancy of the equal-opportunity mass-murdering Red Czar persuaded all elements of the socio-political spectrum that Jew-hatred was politically correct. Even some Jews, famously exemplified by the chess champion Bobby Fischer and the cunning linguist Noam Chomsky, joined in the Jew-hating euphoria currently sweeping all hatreds before it.

What a liberating sensation it must be to allow one's bigotry to flow freely, without fear of reprimand from the ubiquitous political-correctness police. Even those who retain a smidgen of conscience can easily suppress it by simply invoking the anti-Zionism euphemism. The really squeamish might actually look up the meaning of Zionism in the dictionary.

But Jews are not so easy to f*ck with anymore. Before they are forced into the gas chambers again, they are going to take a lot of motherf*ckers down to the gates of hell. Especially from Europe.

Post #793 Equal-opportunity Hatred of Juice

Saturday, June 13, 2009

§ Quantized History #24

§ ≡ A quantum of Quantized History { #23 « #24 » #25 }

June 13, 1915 » Birth of Don Budge, American tennis champion.


John Donald ("Don" or "Donnie") Budge (June 13, 1915 – January 26, 2000) was an American tennis champion who was a World No. 1 player for five years, first as an amateur and then as a professional. He is most famous as the first man to win in a single year the four tournaments that comprise the Grand Slam of tennis. Budge was considered to have the best backhand in the history of tennis, at least until the emergence of Ken Rosewall in the 1950s and 1960s.

    Men Who Have Won All Four Tennis Grand Slam Events:

  1. Fred Perry
  2. Don Budge
  3. Rod Laver
  4. Roy Emerson
  5. Andre Agassi
  6. Roger Federer
Post #792 § Quantized History #24

Friday, June 12, 2009

Redneck Bond

h/t Theo
"The name's Bond. Joe Bob Bond."

Post #791 Redneck Bond

Opinions Masquerading As Facts

Related Link » Invented equivalence

“The fact is that Obama drew no equivalence and, for any listener or reader not actively looking for trouble, he didn't even appear to. There is no respectable rule of exegesis according to which material in adjacent paragraphs must be there in the shape of a moral equivalence and, other than 'subliminal', Melanie gives not one word in support of her contention that these two paragraphs had the function for Obama of proposing one.”
 — Norman Geras

I think my friend Norm protests a bit much. Nobody can know the mind of The Obaminator, but I don't believe that is particularly pertinent in these circumstances. "Equivalence", moral or otherwise, is in the mind of the "exegesist". Norm assumes the role of "factotum of facts" in asserting, "The fact is that Obama drew no equivalence."

Sorry Norm, that is not a fact by any rule I am familiar with. That is merely your opinion. And although I have high regard and respect for your opinions, my regard does not rise to the level of unconditional acceptance as fact. Nor should it. I needn't point out that you don't provide any evidence to support your assertion either.

Post #790 Opinions Masquerading As Facts

Juice Rule!

Related Link » Wright: Jews blocking him from W.H.

“Asked if he had spoken to the president, Wright said: ‘Them Jews aren't going to let him talk to me. I told my baby daughter that he'll talk to me in five years when he's a lame duck, or in eight years when he's out of office. ... They will not let him to talk to somebody who calls a spade what it is. ... I said from the beginning: He's a politician; I'm a pastor. He's got to do what politicians do.’”
 — President Obama's former pastor, the Rev. Jeremiah Wright

The Jews are back! Now that Bush (the evil one) has been relegated to the dustbin of blameworthy scapegoats for whatever ails the hate mongers among us, the Jews rule the Anointed One, as in biblical days. We are back in the familiar comfort zone.

The Obaminator not paying your mortgage? Blame the Jews. The Obaminator not filling up your gas tank? Blame the Jews. The Obaminator apologizing too much? Blame the Jews. The Obaminator not apologizing enough? Blame the Jews. The Obaminator won't give you your props? Blame the Jews. The Obaminator messin' with your lesson? Blame the Jews. The Obaminator can't distinguish between a door and a window? Blame the Jews. The Obaminator flushing the economy down the ol' crapper? Well, who else but the Jews has ever manipulated the economy?

F*ck you Rev. Jeremiah Wright, and f*ck all the other scum like you.

Post #789 Juice Rule!

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Of Weight

Related Link » Obama Hovers From on High

“On the one hand, there certainly is some American university where the women's softball team has received insufficient Title IX funds -- while, on the other hand, Saudi women showing ankle are beaten in the street, Afghan school girls have acid thrown in their faces, and Iranian women are publicly stoned to death for adultery. (Gays, as well -- but then again we have Prop 8.) We all have our shortcomings, our national foibles. Who's to judge? That's the problem with Obama's transcultural evenhandedness. It gives the veneer of professorial sophistication to the most simple-minded observation: Of course there are rights and wrongs in all human affairs. Our species is a fallen one. But that doesn't mean that these rights and wrongs are of equal weight.”
 — Charles Krauthammer


“I'll come down talk to you later. I'm "of weight".”
 — Det. Frank Keller (Al Pacino) in "Sea of Love" (1989)

Some think The Obaminator is God. Many think he's the Messiah. As the POTUS, he surely is someone "of weight". The problem in his case is that his weight is concentrated in his ego.

His audacity is not of hope but of presumption. He presumes that his weighty ego is equivalent to a weighty intellect. So he insinuates equivalence of principle whenever and wherever it suits his purpose, despite the obscenely disproportionate weight of his examples.

As Charles Krauthammer said, "And hovering above it all, above country and history, is a sign not of transcendence but of a disturbing ambivalence toward one's own country", wherein Krauthammer gives him the benefit of the doubt about which country is The Obaminator's own.

Post #788 Of Weight

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Half-truths; lies; and damn lies!

Related Link » DHS Report Warned Against Anti-Semitic Violence

“In April, the Department of Homeland Security issued a draft memorandum warning that the current economic and political landscape created dangerously ripe conditions for a resurgence in radicalization and extremist recruitment. In it, federal officials warned specifically about an upswing of anti-Semitic behavior. [...] When the 10-page DHS memorandum was made public, however, warnings like these largely took the back seat to charges that the department had been politically motivated in its assessments and writings. Indeed, a wide swath of voices in the conservative movement -- from Rush Limbaugh to RNC Chairman Michael Steele -- lashed out at DHS Secretary Napolitano over what they deemed an anti-Republican report.”
 — Sam Stein, a Political Reporter at the Huffington Post

Half-truths; lies; and damn lies. Yes, DHS warned about conditions for a resurgence in radicalization, among other warnings. But the backlash directed at Napolitano concerned the offensive insinuations of the report that stigmatized our veterans returning from Iraq and Afghanistan. And Napolitano herself apologized for these vile insinuations.

I fully expected the leftist press to concoct a linkage between the son-of-a-bitch murderer of the security guard at the Holocaust Memorial and the murderer's status as a veteran of World War Two, thereby "vindicating" the offensive portions of the DHS report. But it is ludicrous to emphasize the murderer's participation in the War that ended 64 years ago, instead of his much more recent criminality that lead to his conviction on federal gun-related charges and an imprisonment for 6.5 years.

Post #787 Half-truths; lies; and damn lies!

§ I Am Music and I Pick the Songs: Lyin' Eyes

{Song #14 « Song #15 » Song #16}

§ ≡ One of an ongoing series of posts in which I pick, in my not-so-humble opinion, the best songs of the second millennium. Feel free to offer constructive dissenting opinions; preferably set to music.

Song #15 is Lyin' Eyes, a song written by Don Henley and Glenn Frey and recorded in 1975 by the American rock band Eagles, with Frey singing lead vocals.

When I relocated to New Mexico in 1986, I decided to let my hair grow long. I had never done that before (or since), but it just felt right at that point in my life, even though, by then, that style had gotten rather stale. I had already been sporting a mustache for some years, and by the time my hair reached my shoulders, I looked a little like Glenn Frey in the video, below.

Once, while on vacation in southern New Mexico, a little band playing in the hotel bar let me sing the lead vocals to this song, one of my all-time favorites. I knew the lyrics by heart, but I couldn't resist (I was a bit tipsy) replacing one word at the end of the last verse, "You're still the same old girl you used to be." As I always sing it in the shower, "girl" is replaced by a more shocking 4-letter word for "girl". The people in the bar didn't seem phased (except the girl I was with at the time, who turned red as a beet). I really enjoyed my five minutes of fame.


Lyin' Eyes
Uploaded by nicetrip

Post #786 § I Am Music and I Pick the Songs: Lyin' Eyes

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

ET phone home!

Related Link » How do you greet an extraterrestrial?
“The Bay Area-based SETI Institute, dedicated to the search for alien life, is asking space enthusiasts around the world to think about what we should say if we ever get a cosmic phone call.”
 — By John Johnson Jr., June 7, 2009
In a previous post, I estimated that it would take, at a minimum, about 1½ millennia for aliens to reach us (in person) after receiving a greeting from us. For that reason, I would broadcast a greeting with reckless abandon and irony. Here are a few sample greetings off the top of my head:
  • ET phone home!
  • You Jew? You no look Jew!
  • How's Elvis doing?
  • Tell Pelosi to go home. Please!
  • wwjd?
  • Coke or Pepsi?
  • Where's Jimmy Hoffa?
Feel free to submit yours in the comments, but please be politically correct when referring to the aliens.

Post #785 ET phone home!

Monday, June 8, 2009

The Intrinsic Value of Style

During my career in calculational science, the design and utilization of software systems for the simulation of physical systems was an integral part of my research. The software that my colleagues and I designed, created, and maintained, sometimes for decades, functioned as virtual laboratories for scientific experimentation that might otherwise have been prohibitively expensive or unfeasible for a variety of reasons. In the course of those decades of evolution in computer hardware and software, the importance of code-development style emerged as a critical component for our scientific and technological advances.

The reason that style is crucial to the success of any system is two-fold: robust functionality and long-term maintainability. In the early days of code development, the programming "gunslinger" ruled. Various tricks of the trade were discovered and re-discovered daily; slow hardware required software work-arounds leading to very clever algorithms for random sampling, square-root solvers, and many other mathematical applications. Much time and effort was spent on clever solutions to compensate for relatively crude (by today's standards) computers. And programming style received little attention. The standard software product was "spaghetti" code, produced by "code-jockeys" (often "young Turk" physicists who wrote their own code to solve the physics problems they were interested in solving). The "spaghetti" was a visualization of the convoluted design resulting from interminable retro-fitting to adapt the code for un-anticipated consequences of the original, as well as to patch up the inevitable bugs (logical errors) introduced by the seat-of-the-pants approach to gunslinger programming. This early approach to software development was quite similar to the way the Federal Tax Code has evolved via the machinations of Congress, the main difference being the much lower IQ of our Congressional tinkerers.

As software design and development matured, programming style improved dramatically. Large maintainable systems are developed with sophisticated design and development tools, enabling teams of programmers to work in concert without stepping on each other's toes, but rather leveraging each other's contributions. The systems produced are much more robust (some of Microsoft's well known exceptions notwithstanding). And these self-documenting systems are designed to last, often with smooth transitions between generations of development teams, withstanding the onslaught by millions of both sophisticated and unsophisticated users.

Which brings me to the heart of my post. The United States Constitution is the apotheosis of style for what amounts to the kernel of our Nation's judicial system. This marvelous creation by a handful of geniuses has no equal in the entire history of humanity's search for the means to enable large numbers of otherwise uninhibited individuals to live a civilized life. The power of our Constitution to prevail for over two centuries, to accommodate unprecedented technological and societal innovations, to withstand interminable attacks by reactionary forces within and without its sphere of influence is in no small measure due to its incomparable style. It is compact, yet flexible. It is understandable by any high-school graduate who cares to read it. It is amenable to conceptual innovation, but at the same time sufficiently difficult to amend, which accounts for the negligible amount of "spaghetti" (barely two dozen Amendments including the original ten of the Bill of Rights) compared to the tons of pasta in our opaque Tax Code, with its ten thousand retro-fits.

Not to put too fine a point on it, anyone intent on subverting our Constitution — our National treasure — is deserving of our collective contempt.

h/t Theo

Post #784 The Intrinsic Value of Style

Reasonable Hope

{link » Mitch Daniels addressed college graduates and inspired hope}

“‘In sum,’ Daniels said, ‘our parents scrimped and saved to provide us a better living standard than theirs. We borrowed and splurged ... It's been a blast. Good luck cleaning up after us.’ [...] ‘Please, be judgmental,’ Daniels continued. ‘As free people, we agree to tolerate any conduct that does no harm to others, but we should not be coerced into condoning it. Selfishness and irresponsibility in business, personal finances or in family life are deserving of your disapproval. Go ahead and stigmatize them.’”
 — Peter Robinson, a research fellow at the Hoover Institution at Stanford University and contributor to RobinsonandLong.com, writes a weekly column for Forbes.

There is nothing wrong with hope and change, so long as the former is based on reason and the latter is based on common sense. The Tooth Fairy is fine for little kids with baby teeth. Reason, common sense, and, most importantly, personal accountability is for adults getting longer in the tooth.

The Baby Boomers, born in the two decades following the Allied Victory in the Second World War, comprise the bane of American existence. Coddled by their well meaning parents, the so-called Greatest Generation, who wanted nothing but the best for their pampered little darlings (to make up for their own deprivations during the War), the Boomers aged without maturing, clinging to their toys and their religion of Free Love with Lunch. These are the free loaders running our great and generous nation into the ground of has-been nations.

The reasonable hope today is that we can survive the Boomers' Reign of Error long enough to allow their grandchildren to lead us back to the Land of Milk, Honey, and Personal Accountability. It is literally a race against time.

Post #783 Reasonable Hope

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Congrats, Roger!

{link » Federer wins French Open title}

Post #782 Congrats, Roger!

Text unto me, O Lord, with the Tips of Thy Thumbs

{link » God Texts the Ten Commandments [to Moses]}
  1. no1 b4 me. srsly.
  2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
  3. no omg's
  4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
  5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool
  6. dnt kill ppl
  7. :-X only w/ m8
  8. dnt steal
  9. dnt lie re: bf
  10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.
M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.
ttyl, JHWH.
ps. wwjd?
 — by Jamie Quatro
Shamefully borrowed (but NOT stolen!) from McSweeney's Internet Tendency. Explanations for the txt-impaired are available here and here. Finally, the smiley :-X means "big wet kiss" (what did you think it meant, you perv?).

Y'all be cool.

Post #781 Text unto me, O Lord, with the Tips of Thy Thumbs

Ignorant Juice

{link » Another band of historically (and hysterically) ignorant Jews}
“As most of you know, I was born Jewish. I was born in the former USSR, so I understand with more clarity than most what it's like to be powerless, at the mercy of a tyrannical government, without recourse ... without freedom ... without the right to fight against authoritarian dregs of sub-humanity whose only goal is to mask their own mediocrity at your expense and to gain power by trampling you merely because they can.

That's why when I read this kind of Orwellian doublespeak [quoted between the lines, below], I get nauseated and want to beat these festering douchebags to a bloody pulp, because I know that no common sense will work on them. Ever.

The American Jewish Committee filed an amicus brief with the United States Supreme Court today, asserting that the District of Columbia’s strict gun control laws do not offend the Constitution. The case, D.C. v. Heller, will be the first gun control case before the Supreme Court in sixty eight years.

“Gun control laws safeguard liberty, rather then restrict it,” said AJC General Counsel Jeffrey Sinensky. “Democracy can only flourish when the government is permitted to protect its citizens from harm.”
PARENTAL WARNING: strong language ahead ...

Open Letter to the American Jewish Committee:

You ignorant, clueless sheep! You are an embarrassment to every single Jew who fought and died in the Warsaw Ghetto! You are a pathetic humiliation to the thousands of Jews who laid down their lives to protect their land and loved ones against nations and individuals that wanted to destroy them! You are rotten, fetid boils on the ass of freedom, and the fact that you would spew such loathsome rubbish in the name of a principle you obviously don't understand, and that you have twisted and perverted to suit your repulsive purposes, shows you to be not only fools, but obtuse, witless lemmings who have no respect for your heritage or history.”
 — Nicki Fellenzer
What she said.

Post #780 Ignorant Juice

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Pleasant Dreams

{link » Total Tolerance}
“Nuclear Proliferation: In the torrent of analysis of the president's Muslim speech, a major policy shift went largely unnoticed. We now endorse equal opportunity regarding what countries can have atomic weapons. President Obama's Cairo University address to the world's Muslims on Thursday squandered a historic opportunity that perhaps only a president with a Muslim father and a Muslim name could have utilized: effectively rallying the Islamic world against Iran as it pursues nuclear weapons. Instead, he did pretty much the opposite, declaring that ‘no single nation should pick and choose which nation holds nuclear weapons.’ This is multilateralism taken to its reductio ad absurdum.”
[emphasis added]
 — Investor's Business Daily
As I fully anticipated, The Obaminator has granted Iran, and by extension the terrorists that Iran supports and exports, carte blanche to pursue nuclear weapons without interference from the United States. With one verbal flourish in the midst of the anti-West world, the darling of the Liberal Left has completely undermined more than half a century of American effort "to protect ourselves and the rest of the world from the danger of total destruction", as President Truman declared at the dawn of atomic weapons.



h/t Theo

Post #779 Pleasant Dreams

Friday, June 5, 2009

What's up with all the Czars?

People ask, "TheBigHenry, what's up with all the Czars being created in Washington?" Well, boys and girls, here is the amazing story.

Way back in history days, there was a famous bon vivant of many conquests and few words. His moniker was Big Jules the Caesar. Upon returning to Rome from a vacation in Egypt, where he met the famous hottie Cleopatra, he famously quipped, "Vidi; vici; veni", which we can't translate for you because this is a family blog. But I digress.

Anyway, Big Jules was so popular that they named the seventh month after him, and after he died, every big shot in Rome appropriated his name — Caesar. And the tradition continued for two millennia until the present day. Specifically, the German emperors assumed the name "Kaiser" ("Caesar" in German) and the Russian emperors called themselves "Czar" ("Caesar" in Russian). Only the British monarchs were content with the more traditional titles "King" and "Queen". But I digress; again.

Well, when The Obaminator was elected to lead America and the rest of the visible universe, he couldn't subvert the Constitution immediately, so for the time being he had to make do with his official title of President. But here is the really clever (and presumably Constitutional) maneuver he devised: he would demote and dilute the historical name for an emperor, namely "Czar", by establishing a gaggle of underlings on whom he would bestow the title of "Czar"! How clever is The Obaminator?!

So now we have a Car Czar (catchy, n'est pas?); a Great Lakes Czar; a Marketing Czar; a Grocery Czar, and, it had to happen, a Gofer Czar, among many others (too many to mention in a post). So what was once the title of dead Russian emperors is now the common designation for the President's lackeys.

What a country!

UPDATE: I challenged myself to find all the little czars buzzing about running errands for the POTUS. The following is a possibly incomplete list: 1. Drug Czar; 2. Car Czar; 3. Border Czar; 4. Marketing Czar; 5. Health-care Czar; 6. WMD Czar; 7. Bank-bailout Czar; 8. Pay Czar; 9. e-Government Czar; 10. Copyright Czar; 11. Health-IT Czar; 12. Culture Czar; 13. Cybersecurity Czar; 14. Regulatory Czar; 15. War Czar; 16. Health-data Czar; 17. Accountability Czar; 18. Technology Czar; 19. Internet Czar; 20. Energy Czar; 21. Great-Lakes Czar.
h/t Theo
Post #778 What's up with all the Czars?

The Great Suppository

Suppose reality was a holographic illusion. Suppose everything you learned after kindergarten was false. Suppose the Muslim Street was the Champs-Elysées. Suppose democracy was a fig leaf of the unimaginative. Suppose the Holocaust was a Juicy hoax. Suppose 9/11 was a 7-Eleven. Suppose I'madinnerjacket was not a scumbag. Suppose Pelosi was not a bat-out-of-hell. Suppose Crazy-Joe was not. Suppose the EU was not the Posers Hall of Fame. Suppose Teeth D'Olbermann was not a rabid son-of-a-bitch. Suppose Noam Chomsky was not Yesam Chumpsky. Suppose Sotomayor was just another stupid white male. Suppose the Pledge of Allegiance was Code Pink. Suppose the The Obaminator was not a Chicago hack. What then?

Well, then flying shit-laden pigs would be crashing into the Statue of Liberty. And America would be forgiven.

h/t Theo

Post #777 The Great Suppository

Thursday, June 4, 2009

§ One of These Things Is Not Like The Others: Dipshitlomacy

{Post #7 « Post #8 » Post #9}
§ ≡ One of an ongoing series of posts.

When reason fails, the only thing left is derision.

Dipshitlomacy
(1) "Speak softly and carry a big stick."(2) Speak softly and wear a big smile.
(3) Speak apologetically and carry a dipshit stick.(4) "My dear sir, if you are as happy on entering the White House as I am on leaving, you are a very happy man indeed."

Post #776 § One of These Things Is Not Like The Others: Dipshitlomacy

TheBigHenry Manifesto (rev.1)

TheBigHenry Manifesto (rev.1)
In which I address the question, "Why do you blog?"
"Cogito, ergo sum [I think, therefore I am]." — René Descartes
"I am, therefore timshel [I may]." — TheBigHenry
I ascribe significant value to structure in my life. Perhaps that is a manifestation of my OCD persuasion. Be that as it may, I think of my life having consisted of several stages so far:
  1. Preschool (ages 0—3)
  2. Schooling (ages 3—28)
  3. Research (ages 28—60)
  4. Retirement (ages 60—present)
It is obvious that my principal tool from birth to retirement had been my mind, which by most accounts served me well. Although some of my colleagues suggested I had lost it by retiring, I am inclined to believe that my mind is still intact. I plan to keep it that way.

In planning for my retirement, I understood that to optimize that stage of my life would require care and feeding of heart and mind — physical and mental exercise, in addition to a healthy diet. All three are important, of course, but for me the most interesting to contemplate has always been the mental exercise.

During my research stage, my mental exercise derived primarily from my work-related activities, and even from my favorite pastime, duplicate bridge. In my retirement, I needed to find a suitable alternative for my professional research. The operative word was "suitable".

Several aspects of intellectual activity are important components for my personal notion of a suitable mental exercise: reading; comprehending; analysis; writing; joking; musing; and documenting. All these and more are available through the publishing of a blog. I also derive satisfaction from the creative process of maintaining such a living and evolving document.

This is why I blog at Remembrance in Spacetime.

Post #775 TheBigHenry Manifesto (rev.1)

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Where's your outrage, American Juice?

{link » This Is Your “Anti-War” Left}
“Do you ever wonder about the folks that go all out to protest in favor of the terrorists in Gitmo? Time after time you will see that they are not merely pacifists, but downright hateful and venomous cretins that support the mass extermination of not just Israelis but all Jews.”


Where does your white-male Jewish-American empathy lie vis-a-vis these motherf*ckers, Senator Schumer?

I know you aren't Jewish, Judge Sotomayor, but what about your Latina-American empathy in this instance?

Post #774 Where's your outrage, American Juice?

§ I Am Music and I Pick the Songs: Dream Lover

{Song #13 « Song #14 » Song #15}

§ ≡ One of an ongoing series of posts in which I pick, in my not-so-humble opinion, the best songs of the second millennium. Feel free to offer constructive dissenting opinions; preferably set to music.

Song #14 is Dream Lover, sung by Bobby Darin.

Fifty years ago, in the summer of 1959, I was a junior camp counselor at a sleep-away camp in Upstate New York. I think that was my first paying job with Social Security deductions. Along with two senior counselors (they were already in college, whereas I had just graduated from Hicksville High) our charges were called "submariners" — the youngest campers, some of whom occasionally still wet their beds at night. This was actually a great job because my age-group campers were the only ones with a third (junior) counselor, and I slept in a small cabin by myself. Hence, I didn't have to deal with the bed-wetters. But there was a price to be paid for my private quarters: my other duty was to play the flag-raising bugle call every morning. In my youth, getting up in the morning was always problematic.

During the summer before my freshman year at Cornell, the song that I heard most often, and which foretold the principal object of my daydreams that summer, was Bobby Darin's big hit.



Post #773 § I Am Music and I Pick the Songs: Dream Lover

Arrogance in Context

{link » Senators Gillibrand And Schumer Meet With Judge Sotomayor}
“Yes, on every question, including the question we asked about Latina women, she just knocked it out of the park.”
 — Senator Schumer
{link » Sonia Sotomayor In Context}
“In Washington, the clearer a statement is, the more certain it is to be followed by a "clarification" when people realize what was said. The clearly racist comments made by Judge Sonia Sotomayor on the Berkeley campus in 2001 have forced the spinmasters to resort to their last-ditch excuse, that it was "taken out of context." If that line is used during Judge Sotomayor's Senate confirmation hearings, someone should ask her to explain just what those words mean when taken in context. What could such statements possibly mean — in any context — other than the new and fashionable racism of our time, rather than the old-fashioned racism of earlier times? Racism has never done this country any good, and it needs to be fought against, not put under new management for different groups.”
 — Thomas Sowell
Consider the arrogance of Chuck Schumer, in or out of context. This is the same Phuck who declared to the "chattering class" that "the American people really don't care" about pork-laden spending.

This personification of the arrogant-bastard class presumes to speak for the American people, having been elected to the Senate by the lunatics of the Empire State, which along with the lunatics of Califorclosure, have foisted upon the American people such luminaries as Eliot Spitzer and the Bat-Out-of-Hell Pelosi. So, "she just knocked it out of the park" did she? And this we know because you declare it to have been so, Chuck?

Well, what would be the point of confirmation hearings now? Our presumptuous spokesman has spoken.

Post #772 Arrogance in Context

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Of Mountebanks and Narcissistic Metrosexuals


 h/t The Old Jarhead
“I readily admit that the mass of the citizens sincerely wish to promote the welfare of the country; nay, more, I even grant that the lower classes mix fewer considerations of personal interest with their patriotism than the higher orders; but it is always more or less difficult for them to discern the best means of attaining the end which they sincerely desire. Long and patient observation and much acquired knowledge are requisite to form a just estimate of the character of a single individual. Men of the greatest genius often fail to do it, and can it be supposed that the common people will always succeed? The people have neither the time nor the means for an investigation of this kind. Their conclusions are hastily formed from a superficial inspection of the more prominent features of a question. Hence it often happens that mountebanks of all sorts are able to please the people, while their truest friends frequently fail to gain their confidence.”
 — Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America, p. 201.
Post #771 Of Mountebanks and Narcissistic Metrosexuals

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