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Sunday, June 7, 2009

Text unto me, O Lord, with the Tips of Thy Thumbs

{link » God Texts the Ten Commandments [to Moses]}
  1. no1 b4 me. srsly.
  2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
  3. no omg's
  4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
  5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool
  6. dnt kill ppl
  7. :-X only w/ m8
  8. dnt steal
  9. dnt lie re: bf
  10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.
M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.
ttyl, JHWH.
ps. wwjd?
 — by Jamie Quatro
Shamefully borrowed (but NOT stolen!) from McSweeney's Internet Tendency. Explanations for the txt-impaired are available here and here. Finally, the smiley :-X means "big wet kiss" (what did you think it meant, you perv?).

Y'all be cool.

Post #781 Text unto me, O Lord, with the Tips of Thy Thumbs

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