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Y'all be cool.
Post #781 Text unto me, O Lord, with the Tips of Thy Thumbs
Shamefully borrowed (but NOT stolen!) from McSweeney's Internet Tendency. Explanations for the txt-impaired are available here and here. Finally, the smiley :-X means "big wet kiss" (what did you think it meant, you perv?).M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.
- no1 b4 me. srsly.
- dnt wrshp pix/idols
- no omg's
- no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
- pos ok - ur m&d r cool
- dnt kill ppl
- :-X only w/ m8
- dnt steal
- dnt lie re: bf
- dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.
ttyl, JHWH.
ps. wwjd?
— by Jamie Quatro
Y'all be cool.
Post #781 Text unto me, O Lord, with the Tips of Thy Thumbs
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