Related Link » How do you greet an extraterrestrial?In a previous post, I estimated that it would take, at a minimum, about 1½ millennia for aliens to reach us (in person) after receiving a greeting from us. For that reason, I would broadcast a greeting with reckless abandon and irony. Here are a few sample greetings off the top of my head:
“The Bay Area-based SETI Institute, dedicated to the search for alien life, is asking space enthusiasts around the world to think about what we should say if we ever get a cosmic phone call.”
— By John Johnson Jr., June 7, 2009
- ET phone home!
- You Jew? You no look Jew!
- How's Elvis doing?
- Tell Pelosi to go home. Please!
- wwjd?
- Coke or Pepsi?
- Where's Jimmy Hoffa?
Post #785 ET phone home!
What IS so funny 'bout peace, love, and understanding?
ReplyDeleteAfter all has been said and done, Blur or Oasis?
Who, in fact, let the dogs out?
Finally, who put the bomp in the bomp shooby dooby bomp, and who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
Nice.
ReplyDeleteWhy DO fools fall in love?
Is there any satisfaction to be gotten over there?
Who the heck is Elenore Rigby?
In case the aliens are a hostile of heavily-armored cyborg arthropods, I think a pre-emptive strike is mandatory, just to show our power and strike fear in their... heart-things.
ReplyDeleteAny Britney Spears video will do.
@Secular Apostate
ReplyDeleteTruly scary, Dude.