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“Allen is one of 19 farmers to fall prey to sheep rustlers in the majestic lake region over the past 12 months, with the thefts here only one part of a bizarre surge in rural crime that has seen incidents of sheep rustling skyrocket across Britain.
The culprit? Globalization.”
— By Anthony Faiola, January 16, 2011 (washingtonpost.com)
Yeah, sure. Blame it on globalization. Better yet, blame it on global warming, or the "when nothing else will be believed"-scapegoat, Juice.
Look, these British sheep are prime meat for the "woolly slavery" market, analogous to the Eastern-European lovelies of the "white slavery" market. But it's not the cooked meat the woolly-market is after, if you catch my drift.
In those countries where women are routinely stoned-to-death for displaying more than 3.14 square-millimeters of ankle-skin, these woolly lovelies can command a pretty penny; especially the good-looking ones.
Ask any French Foreign-Legionnaire. He will likely be able to quote the going rate for a good-looking woolly in various regional markets. More likely than not, he'll be familiar with prices for goats and poultry, too.
Females of the porcine persuasion need not apply, however.
Post 1,541 D'you want galoshes wid dat?
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