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Flamegirlantly-crazy Girlfriend
Victoria Eltonya Bynes
She allegedly sprayed her boyfriend's crotch with gasoline and set it afire.
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“A 29-year-old Citra woman was arrested Saturday after she allegedly doused her boyfriend's genital area with gasoline and set him afire. Victoria Eltonya Bynes, of 17355 NE 16th Terrace in Citra, was charged with aggravated battery and was taken to the Marion County Jail, where she bonded out on $10,000 bond early Sunday morning. Her boyfriend, Andrew Williams, 42, of 17360 NE 18th Ave. in Citra, was transported to Shands at the University of Florida in Gainesville with serious injuries.”
— By Susan Latham Carr, January 9, 2011 (ocala.com)
OK then, if it's January it must be flamboyantly-crazy time: Bynes reportedly told her boyfriend's mother, "Your son has some explaining to do". I'm guessing the son is not very good at explaining things; certainly not to an inflamed girlfriend.
Look, I don't care how bad the explanation, whatever could possess a person to light up someone's crotch? Must all your meat be well done? Yo, Eltonya, take a tip from Elton and express your flameboyance with weird glasses. Gasoline is a bit over the top, d'you know?
My advice? If your girlfriend demands "some explaining", while holding a gasoline container, grab your family jewels and high-tail it the flock outta there. Pronto, Tonto.
Post 1,535 D'you want flameboyantly crazy wid dat?
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