Image via Theo SparkRelated source » Saudi Arabia 'detains' Israeli vulture for spyingThat's right, the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) are enlisting the aid of griffon vultures in their existential struggle against the bat-shit crazies arrayed against them. D'you got a problem wid dat?
Saudi Arabian officials have "detained" a vulture on accusations of being a spy for Israel, media reports say.
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“The griffon vulture was carrying a GPS transmitter bearing the name of Tel Aviv University, prompting rumours it was part of a Zionist plot. Israeli wildlife officials dismissed the claims as ludicrous and expressed concern about the bird's fate. Last month, Egyptian officials implied the Israeli spy agency Mossad was to blame for shark attacks off its coast. The vulture, which can have a wing span of up to 265cm (8ft 8in), was caught after it landed in the desert city of Hyaal a few days ago.”
— 5 January 2011 (bbc.co.uk)
Look, you can't reason with the so-called "Arab street". Why even try? For the sake of the ethical high-road? In this world gone mad, the ethical high-road and $4.73 will get you a half-assed decent cup of coffee. Maybe.
I used to think that when reason fails the only thing left is derision. But I now believe there is a better approach: feed the crazy, as in, "D'you want crazy wid dat?" As in the underlying philosophy of martial arts, leverage the inherent crazy of the adversary with premeditated crazy. If the Arabs are spooked by trained sharks and vultures, don't deny or ridicule the ridiculous. Au contraire. Go with the flow and imply they ain't seen nothing yet.
Remember Moses' confrontations with Pharaoh? Wait till the IDF launches a billion locusts armed with miniature Uzis. Dat shit will drive them nuts.
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