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“Washington (CNN) -- Members of the new Republican-led House of Representatives took part Thursday in an unusual event: a reading of the U.S. Constitution on the floor of the chamber. The move was initially conceived primarily as an expression of the GOP's small-government values and a nod to conservative Tea Party activists who helped propel the Republicans to their landslide victory in last November's midterm elections. While some progressives derided the event as a political stunt, a number of congressional Democrats took part in the reading.”
— By the CNN Wire Staff, January 6, 2011 (cnn.com)
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It's official — the Liberal street is batshit crazy. As the Boehner House commenced the reading of the Constitution of the United States into the public record, the Liberal street commenced frothing at the mouth, claiming our Nation's founding document has outlived its relevance and its expiration date. Mind you, this is the same Constitution that the "street's" arch enemy, President George W. Bush, supposedly "shredded", to their apoplectic outrage. Such a prima facie contradiction, I submit, is a suitable definition for "batshit crazy".
Accordingly, the Liberal street needs to be treated in like manner to the treatment of any other batshit-crazy "street". We must feed their crazy, for there is no reasoning with those who have crossed over to the batshit side.
Hence, be it hereby resolved that every American, who has not yet breeched the batshit event horizon, will write his Congressman and demand that, upon completion of the reading of the Constitution, the House will undertake the reading into the record, in its entirety, Adam Smith's The Wealth of Nations.
Let the screeching begin. I love the smell of guano in the morning.
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