Image via WikipediaWhat is more obnoxious than a sycophant? A Letter Man, who, as it happens, is just a fair-weather sycophant.
Apparently (since I am not paid to watch), that purveyor of light-weight political wisdom has smelled the taint of ripeness in the freshness that once was Obamination. Alphabet Man has now dipped his dipshit toes in the shallowness of his ad hominem humor. Referring to The Obama's penchant for vacationing whenever White-House kitchen-heat exceeds that of a corpse, A-hole Man opined that The Won will have plenty of vacation time when His one-term presidency expires. And the band played on, while the drone-like sheeple in his audience yukked it up, as if they had never before acknowledged A-hole Man's sycophantic praises of Walks-on-Water Man.
Could this be the start of something never-before beheld in unicorn land? Might Tingle-berry Man be on deck with feelings of dread coursing up and down his spineless back? Might the mighty head-exploding Teeth D'Olber Mann shock his mighty fan base of 7 viewers with a shockingly new choice of worst person in the world — Barack Man?
Stay tuned, if you have the stomach for it. I'll take my updates secondhand, thank you very much.
Post 1,400 Fair-Weather Sycophants
Apparently (since I am not paid to watch), that purveyor of light-weight political wisdom has smelled the taint of ripeness in the freshness that once was Obamination. Alphabet Man has now dipped his dipshit toes in the shallowness of his ad hominem humor. Referring to The Obama's penchant for vacationing whenever White-House kitchen-heat exceeds that of a corpse, A-hole Man opined that The Won will have plenty of vacation time when His one-term presidency expires. And the band played on, while the drone-like sheeple in his audience yukked it up, as if they had never before acknowledged A-hole Man's sycophantic praises of Walks-on-Water Man.
Could this be the start of something never-before beheld in unicorn land? Might Tingle-berry Man be on deck with feelings of dread coursing up and down his spineless back? Might the mighty head-exploding Teeth D'Olber Mann shock his mighty fan base of 7 viewers with a shockingly new choice of worst person in the world — Barack Man?
Stay tuned, if you have the stomach for it. I'll take my updates secondhand, thank you very much.
Post 1,400 Fair-Weather Sycophants
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