We live in a modern apartment complex, with many conveniences and amenities. One such is the garbage disposal chute, conveniently located just a few steps down the corridor from the apartment. You open the chute door and the 21st century gravity-powered amenity disposes of your garbage. No muss; no fuss.
Unless some moron forces something, like a cardboard packing box, into the chute, thereby disabling it. Such stupidity will necessitate the use of the 20th century alternative convenience, namely taking your garbage via the elevator to the basement, and dropping it directly into the compactor. No muss; just a little fuss.
Unless the prescient management posts signs next to the chutes, requesting that residents refrain from using the chutes until the blockage has been rectified, so to speak. The posted signs state the obvious, but, seemingly, not obvious enough, because they omit mentioning what the imbecile residents are to do with their garbage in the interim.
Naturally, if imbeciles are required to engage brains they don't have, they will simply leave their garbage right in front of the chutes, piling up to the ceiling. No muss; no fuss; no brains. Do the math.
F*cking idiots!
Unless some moron forces something, like a cardboard packing box, into the chute, thereby disabling it. Such stupidity will necessitate the use of the 20th century alternative convenience, namely taking your garbage via the elevator to the basement, and dropping it directly into the compactor. No muss; just a little fuss.
Unless the prescient management posts signs next to the chutes, requesting that residents refrain from using the chutes until the blockage has been rectified, so to speak. The posted signs state the obvious, but, seemingly, not obvious enough, because they omit mentioning what the imbecile residents are to do with their garbage in the interim.
Naturally, if imbeciles are required to engage brains they don't have, they will simply leave their garbage right in front of the chutes, piling up to the ceiling. No muss; no fuss; no brains. Do the math.
F*cking idiots!
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