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Thursday, April 29, 2010

News You Can't Refuse

Related Link » Police: Woman bites man after being called fat
“LINCOLN, Neb. — Police say a 24-year-old man is missing a chunk of his right ear that was bitten off by a woman who didn't like being called ‘fat’.”
— By AP, 04/28/10
Listen closely, because I'm only going to say this once (before you lose an ear):
You can say anything you like to any woman, anywhere, including 'Bite me', or 'Eat me', or even 'I like me some junk in da trunk'.

But never, ever, call a woman "fat"! Especially not if she has a high-pitched voice, and her nickname is "Iron Mike".

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