- Miscellaneous Remarks with Appropriate Responses
- Remark: Sign at the bottom of the receipt.
Response: I've had a credit card since before you were born. I'm familiar with the procedure. - Remark: Unintelligible gibberish. [Yes, I know it's redundant.]
Response: Why don't you go back to the help desk, where you can continue to disseminate computing misinformation. - Remark: Will there be anything else, today?
Response: Not today. How does never work for you? - Remark: What was your name again?
Response: It was, and it continues to be, Henry. - Remark: There you go!
Response: I wish I knew where I was going. - Remark: "Call your doctor if you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours".
Response: "Hello, Doctor? I've regressed to high school". - Remark: Can I help you with anything else?
Response: No thanx. I've had about all the help I can stand.
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