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Sunday, September 23, 2012

This Week's Best of Rule #1

Rule #1: Get'm outta the gene pool!

Siberian Tiger at the Bronx Zoo.
Siberian Tiger at the Bronx Zoo. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Related source » Mauled man wanted to be 'one with the tiger' and was not trying to commit suicide when he invaded Bronx Zoo den: 'via Blog this'
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“The demented man who was mauled at the Bronx Zoo after he leaped into a tiger’s den was not trying to kill himself, police officials said Saturday. David Villalobos told the cops who rescued him that 'everyone in life makes choices' and that he wasn’t trying to commit suicide-by-tiger, said Paul Browne, the NYPD’s chief spokesman. His goal was to be 'one with the tiger', Browne said.”
— JOE KEMP, et al., SEPTEMBER 22, 2012 (

Apparently, what he meant to say was that he wanted to "have lunch with the tiger".

He almost succeeded — in getting himself outta the gene pool.

Stupid is for-evah

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