Stop with the Keying!

The Keys to Our Everlasting Torment
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It's keying me off …

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“WASHINGTON -- President Barack Obama says one answer to high gasoline prices is to spend money developing renewable energy sources.
"That's the key to helping families at the pump and reducing our dependence on foreign oil" in the long term, he said Saturday in his weekly radio and Internet address. Obama raises the issue of rising fuel prices during almost every public appearance and says that he understands the strain higher fuel costs are putting on some family budgets. He announced Thursday during an event in Reno, Nev., that the Justice Department will begin looking for cases of fraud or manipulation in the oil markets, even though Attorney General Eric Holder suggested a variety of legal reasons may be behind the surging gas prices.” [emphasis added]
— Published April 23, 2011 | Associated Press (foxnews.com)

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Whoever established the "key" meme should be given the key to hell. The Obama, Master of Platitudes and Inanities, and His key lackeys are making me nauseous. Why don't they just sit on the biggest keys they can find, and rotate!

"That's the key to helping families at the pump and reducing our dependence on foreign oil". No shit, Sherlock. I think we've all heard that before.

I can't stand listening to this pablum. Why don't you just put some of those solar panels where the sun don't shine, you morons.

A Few More Keys That Need to Be Locked the Feck Up
• "That's right, Boomer. The key to winning this football game is defense."
• "That's right, Ace. The key to this series is pitching. Some ribbies wouldn't hurt either."
• "Right you are, Skipper. The key for State is if their new point-guard can dribble."
• "The key to this primary is getting out the vote, especially the out-of-staters."
• "The key to this election is the independent vote."
• "The key to successful investing is selling high and buying low."
• "The key to economics is supply and demand."

There's a million of these. Just STFU, already.

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