Yea, fer shur, I'll raise a glass to get your vote. I might even drink some of this piss, if that's what it takes to convince you that I'm just like you. That $100,000,000 Bill and I are worth doesn't mean I don't like beer, pickups, guns, country music, and Jesus. And you know Bill, he'll do any one of you porkers.We Democrats, we love the little people, unlike those other rich people, the Republicans. The little people are just interested in stuff. We'll tell 'em we'll give 'em free health care and all kinds of other free lunch, and then we'll tell 'em we'll fix the economy. These assholes can't even balance a check book, if they even have a check book. They'll believe anything we tell 'em, as long as they don't have to do any heavy thinking.
Just tell 'em the Republicans don't want a good economy, 'cause they can only make money in a bad economy, for some perverse reason. All they care about is war and shit, whereas we Democrats, we just care about the little people. We just want to give all our stuff to the little people. Why the heck should they have to work for it? We'll make all the little people, even the ones who can't read, make 'em all executives so they can boss the rich people around for a change. WTF! Obama shovels this shit all the time, and they eat it up. F*cking morons.
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