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The world's premier research facility, the Los Alamos National Laboratory (LANL) in Los Alamos, New Mexico, has revealed the source of “Taos Hum”. Two of the three competing explanations are true. It is not caused by a natural geologic phenomenon.
The results of a ten-year research effort, conducted at the Lab by an elite squad of PhD programmers, culled from three low-profile directorates on a catch-as-catch-can basis, have demonstrated conclusively (LANL-speak for a relative-error estimate not exceeding 19.7%) to be the machinations of space aliens, who secretly relocated from Roswell, New Mexico to their current underground bases in Taos, New Mexico during the great snowstorm of January 1987.
The most surprising discovery, however, was the aspect of the top secret military technology causing the hum — the technology itself is that of the aliens, not of the United States! Furthermore, the entire problem is attributable to a minor programming error, known colloquially as a bug. The LANL programmers, using techniques developed during the famed World War II effort known as the Manhattan Project, diagnosed the error in the Cobol programming language favored by the aliens, the details of which have been classified. Unofficially, it is known as the Taos Hum bug.
Friday, February 15, 2008 4:52 PM MST- Taos, New Mexico
Since its rise to fame in the early 1990s when a number of local citizens began reporting the incidence of an annoying non-specifically located sound, the “Taos Hum” — described as similar to a distant idling diesel engine — has been explained as everything from top secret military technology to underground space alien bases to a natural geologic phenomenon.
The world's premier research facility, the Los Alamos National Laboratory (LANL) in Los Alamos, New Mexico, has revealed the source of “Taos Hum”. Two of the three competing explanations are true. It is not caused by a natural geologic phenomenon.The results of a ten-year research effort, conducted at the Lab by an elite squad of PhD programmers, culled from three low-profile directorates on a catch-as-catch-can basis, have demonstrated conclusively (LANL-speak for a relative-error estimate not exceeding 19.7%) to be the machinations of space aliens, who secretly relocated from Roswell, New Mexico to their current underground bases in Taos, New Mexico during the great snowstorm of January 1987.
The most surprising discovery, however, was the aspect of the top secret military technology causing the hum — the technology itself is that of the aliens, not of the United States! Furthermore, the entire problem is attributable to a minor programming error, known colloquially as a bug. The LANL programmers, using techniques developed during the famed World War II effort known as the Manhattan Project, diagnosed the error in the Cobol programming language favored by the aliens, the details of which have been classified. Unofficially, it is known as the Taos Hum bug.
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