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“The talk show titan is reportedly looking at ultra-luxury properties in Washington, DC [in the neighborhood of 50 Megabucks]; something suitable for, say, possible consultations with the President of the United States.”

Hey, she knows a lot of shit, man; she's loaded, ya know? I hear she reads books. Why, she could bailout the Feds if necessary.

She could be Ministress without Portfolio (but with an ample trunk). If Hillary calls in sick, Oprah is there, man.

That's righteous with a pomp; pompous with a rump; a rumpus with a hitch; moral compass from a ditch; ...