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Theologians have ascribed a variety of attributes to the various conceptions of God. The most common among these include omniscience, omnipotence, omnipresence, perfect goodness, divine simplicity, and eternal and necessary existence.All well and good. But theologians have long debated God's gender. Finally, there is incontrovertible evidence that God is as Michaelangelo envisioned. According to the Onion Radio News, God's attributes include reason and accountability. By the same token, it is a veritable certainty that the insane liberal left is destined for much warmer climates once they cash in their frequent fryer miles from Handbasket Express.
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