Honorary Expat from Holyshitwood #1

In a recent online post, Pat Sajak comments:

I suppose anything that gets people engaged in the political process is a good thing, but the idea that a gold record, a top-ten TV show or an Oscar translates into some sort of political wisdom doesn’t make much sense to me. Trust me, one’s view of the world isn’t any clearer from the back seat of a limo.

On the basis of such clarity of thought, I proudly bestow upon him the very first award of its kind, the coveted:

*** Honorary Ex-patriot from Holyshitwood ***

Though I had heard rumors of certain "limo back-seaters" having brief spells of mental clarity, never before have I actually seen any such evidence in print. Mr. Sajak's comments have restored my faith that rational behavior will prevail in America. Despite the obscenely disproportionate influence that entrenched Holyshitwoods have on the legions of morons who get their marching orders from the rag rack at the checkout counter of their local grocery store, I rejoice in the hope that those who are likely to exercise the blessing of universal suffrage within these blessed United States of America will exercise whatever brain matter survives the malignant horseshit emanating from the f*cking idiots whose limos never venture very far from Holyshitwood. They shoot shitferbrains don't they?