Column A | Column B |
---|---|
Shaken | Stirred |
Olives | Twist |
Commit adultery. Get stoned. | Get stoned. Commit adultery. |
Get a girlfriend. Go broke. | Go to broker. Get f*cked. |
Brains of Einstein. Hung like a horse. | Brains of a horse. Hung like Einstein. |
Have you ever had a bad time in Levi's? | [too easy] |
Tart Wine | Whiny Tart |
[Your suggestion A] | [Your suggestion B] |
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Friday, October 12, 2007
Column A or Column B?
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tart wine? whiny tart?
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