{link » The Idiossey: The Not-Really-That-Epic Poem of Obamacles (with Apologies to Homer)}
Book the Ninth: Obamacles Ascends to OlympusRead the entire entertepic if you're into Homer, so to speak. It towers over the crap churned out by the libturds at comedy central.
Now behold him, brave Obamacles,
Who strides triumphant down Pennsylvania Avenue,
With Victimia at his side in a gown of golden brocade,
Hewn from the finest hotel draperies.
Behold his ascent to the marble dais to swear his oath,
Which Justice Roberts flubs; so dazzled is he
by our hero's pure magnificence.
And behold the crowd whose number has grown to a million,
Mocking limping Chimpos as he flees to Brazos exile,
Tossing their sandals at his edifice, only to stop to hail the conquering hero.
“All hail Obamacles!” they cry, “Master of Bullshit,
Vicelord of the Chicagomon, Slayer of Hildusa,
Vanquisher of Palina. You are our new and shiny hope,
a true god amongst mortals.”
— iowahawk
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