Flying Pigs Ate My Homework

 h/t Jules Crittenden
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“Yeah, well, even fathers of the year inadvertantly end up running from the cops with illegal high-capacity still-warm firearms they don’t know about in their pot-reeking cars. It happens.”

[Note to Obama Supporters: Please address your allegations of "racist reporting" to letterstoeditor@bostonherald.com]

As my colleague "The Quantum Mechanic" says, "It could happen, but it's not very likely." My other colleague whom we affectionately refer to as "The Skeptic" prefers to think that "Pot-smoking flying pigs planted that gun in the car." I myself do not wish to get involved in such highly charged politically motivated controversy, except to point out that the "innocent until proven guilty" dad might have endured "harsh toilet training", which could be used in the recently legitimized "No-accountability Defense".