Unconventional Wisdom

Wisdom	Conventional Wisdom
noun : accumulated philosophic or scientific learning	noun : the generally accepted belief, opinion, judgment, or prediction about a particular matter
Large Hadron Collider Experiment	It will blow up the world!
General Relativity	The military officer who will press the button that will blow up the world!
Quantum Mechanics	The physics of the bizarre.
Free Will	The film about a young boy who befriends an Orca whale.
Platonism	The idea that youngsters should not be sexually active.
Stoicism	Supports the wave-particle duality of light.
Wisdom of Solomon	The idea that if a pregnant woman is not sure she is the baby's mother, she should have an abortion.
Ecosophy	The necessity for the proponents of social liberation whose struggles in the twentieth century were dominated by the paradigm of social revolution and Marxism to embed their arguments within an ecological framework, which ultimately earned Al Gore the Nobel Pinhead Prize.
Evolution of intelligence	The belief that a larger human brain was devised to punish Eve for eating the apple.
Global Warning	The rapid spread of a computer virus that will ultimately melt the polar icecaps and crash the entire internet.