An Interview With Amabo Ackbar

TheBigHenry: Thank you for taking time from your busy campaign.
Amabo Ackbar: Thank you for the opportunity to clarify my message to the American people.
TBH: If you had to describe your message in one word, what would it be?
AA: Change.
TBH: Let's consider a few issues most Americans are concerned about. For example, what should be done about Iraq?
AA: Change it.
TBH: The economy?
AA: Change it.
TBH: Education?
AA: Change it.
TBH: The War on Terror?
AA: Change it.
TBH: The tax code?
AA: Change it.
TBH: Welfare?
AA: Change it.
TBH: The Constitution?
AA: Change it.
TBH: ... ?
AA: Change it.
TBH: Is there anything you wouldn't change?
AA: My message.