Liberal Fascist Morality

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An Israeli tourist is kidnapped in Britain and winds up in the hands of his righteous enemies. They proceed to administer their unique brand of justice in the local soccer stadium. The hapless criminal (guilty of felonious stupidity for vacationing anywhere other than in Israel or America) is buried up to his neck at mid field, and a ferocious tiger is unleashed upon him. As the tiger charges, the wily Israeli uses the only weapons at his disposal — his brain and his teeth. The tiger leaps toward his supper, and the Israeli clamps his teeth about the tiger's balls, thereby postponing, albeit briefly, his own demise.

The liberal fascists of the world, most of whom are rabid animal lovers, rise up as one, and with a great show of indignation they scream, "Fight fair, you bastard!"

The liberal fascist moral of this story: Please be good enough to refrain from resisting and/or speaking, as we try to lead you back to the gas chambers.