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Wednesday, December 22, 2010

The New and Improved W

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“As Colorado braces for epic snowfall, Great Britain literally comes to a halt because of record blizzards, and the whole northern hemisphere enters what is predicted to be an especially harsh winter, some climate change experts are blaming the cold spell on global warming.” [emphasis added]
— By Amanda Carey, 12/21/2010 (dailycaller.com)
You read that right — blame it on "warmalism"!

The world of leftist unicorns and climbonmyproctology has a new and improved all-purpose-scapegoat "W" — warmalism. The old and much-abused "W", AKA George W. Bush, has apparently been played out, though now and again The Obama Has need of the go-to guy when He runs short of imaginative alibis. Old alibis and scapegoats never die (ask the Juice); they just temporarily fade from memory until their permanent batteries have been recharged for a fresh batch of useful idiots.

Your winter is getting you down? Don't just insulate your malaise with a down jacket. Blame it on W! Gas prices soaring? Blame it on W. Your mother-in-law is giving you grief? Whip out W. Your girlfriend is a witch? W.

It's cheap. It's easy to remember. It's universally accepted in lieu of cash, facts and logic.

It's better than bacon.

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