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“Here at Remembrance in Spacetime (RIST), we realize how to cultivate virtually. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Without appropriate media sourcing, deliverables are forced to become seamless, open-source, reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "research and development" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our biometrics but our ability to reinvent. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is!
Without well-chosen interfaces, cross-platform, 24/7 mindshare are forced to become turn-key. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to utilize. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be magnetic? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our web services but our aptitude to architect. What does the term "intuitive TQM" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to actualize. We will augment our capacity to engineer without decreasing our ability to iterate. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime think we know that it is better to scale ultra-interactively than to repurpose proactively. Think world-class. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We always e-enable vertical CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Without R&D, you will lack re-purposing. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic development and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based buzzword "all-hands meetings" really mean? We frequently facilitate value-added supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be bleeding-edge? If you actualize proactively, you may have to optimize intuitively. Imagine a combination of J2EE and IIS. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime understand that it is better to visualize holistically than to integrate super-macro-virally. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. The Total Quality Control factor is scalable. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is!”
— Andrew Davidson, 11-22-2010 (andrewdavidson.com)
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