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Friday, March 28, 2008

Onboard Laser Melts Tanks

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The Advanced Tactical Laser [ATL] can place a 10-centimeter-wide beam with the heating power of a blowtorch on distant targets for up to 100 shots. [It] can produce a four-inch-diameter beam of energy that can slice through metal from a distance of 9 miles. [...] The ATL can provide powerful capabilities for both lethal and non-lethal ultra-precision engagement of threats with little or no collateral damage [delivered at the speed of light!]. [emphasis added]
Liberal fascism is impervious to rational discourse. For example, consider the important issue of collateral damage in war. The position of liberal fascism is that all collateral damage is unacceptable, with a single exception — that which is inflicted by a homicide bomber. The carnage inflicted by a homicide bomber is intentional, you see? So, as liberal-fascisist rationalization would have it, it is not technically collateral damage. Hence, it is acceptable.

Technology is our only means of dealing with liberal fascists and their heroes, the homicide bombers. With the ATL we can kill two birds with one stone. From a distance of 9 miles we can surgically excise the explosives from the body of a would be homicide bomber, and let the innocent survivors surrounding the homicide bomber stomp on his f*cking head. It's win-win.

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