TheBigHenry's Truths (Reprised)

P.S.: You can't fix stupid.                        (Image via Theo Spark)

TheBigHenry's Truths:

My Personal Truth —

“Honor and good sense can only be lost. What you must fight for is Liberty.”

My Truth Predicate —

“Truth is not assertion, and assertion is not proof.”

My Truth Axiom —

“Entitlementalia is the audacity of dopes.”

My Truth Serum —

“An unfalsifiable truth is not worth examining.”

My Truth Corollary —

“Happiness is the pursuit.”

My Time Rule —

“A typical watch rarely shows the correct time. But any broken watch shows the exact time twice daily.”

My Law of Chaos —

“Any sufficiently advanced chaotic behavior is indistinguishable from free will.”

My Dad (The Perfectionist) —

“'Good enough' is not good enough.”

My 10% Rule —

“10% of life is getting directions.”

My Law of Nature —

“Nature abhors everything, with the single exception of perfect symmetry.”

My Law of Possibility —

“Anything is possible, except certainty.”

My Pleasant Schedule —

“I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Thursday's not good for me either. How about never? Does never work for you?”

My Law of Worry Conservation —

“You must worry all the time to become worry free.”

My Law of Restricted Choice —

“You can't choose not to worry, but you can choose what you worry about. Choose wisely.”

My Maxim №1 —

“Moral relativism is all the rage. Anti-Semitism is a statistic.”

My Maxim №2 —

“Waterboarding a couple of terrorists is a travesty. Murdering thousands of civilians is a statistic.”

My Law of Balance —

“I'm suggesting that your outrage is unbalanced; as is your psyche.”

My Law of Mechanics —

“Some inconsistency is the requisite lubricant for a functioning compromise.”

My Law of Expertise —

“There are no shortcuts to expertise. The only known exceptions were Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Rain Man, and Barry Bonds.”

My Law of Special Relativity —

“You're never ‘completely lost’; you're always ‘here’.”

My Handbasket Rule —

“Narcissism is the purgatory of evil.”

My Inconvenient Truth —

“Truth itself doesn’t change; only its degree of inconvenience.”

My Cracked Wisdom —

“If we cannot put solar-power plants in the Mojave desert, I don't know where the hell we can put them,” said Schwarzenegger at Yale. “Put solar-power plants where the sun don't shine,” cracked TheBigHenry at Remembrance in Spacetime.

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