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Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Due Process Extended

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“There is no inherent right to come live in the United States, in disregard of whether the American people want you here. Nor does the passage of time confer any such right retroactively. […] You don't have to launch a "manhunt" when a known criminal is also a known illegal alien. What many local policies have done has been to virtually put illegal aliens in a witness protection program. […] At one time, immigrants came to America to become Americans. Today, the apostles of multiculturalism and grievance-mongering have done their best to keep foreigners foreign and, if possible, feeling aggrieved. Our own schools and colleges teach grievances. […] If Democrats win Congress and the White House in 2012, amnesty is virtually certain, along with other disasters.” [emphasis added]
Thomas Sowell, Nov 29, 2011 (townhall.com)


I truly believe that one of the aspects of American exceptionalism has been, and continues to be, its welcoming immigration policy. As a naturalized American citizen, I have had the great privilege of American immigration bestowed upon me and my parents more than sixty years ago. To this day, I still celebrate the anniversary of my arrival in New York Harbor on an American troop ship that had been converted for peacetime operations, including the transport of displaced persons to American shores, after the end of World War Two. It goes without saying that our immigration was in accordance with American statutes at that time.

I fully support legal immigration. It continues to be a great privilege for people who seek to establish American citizenship for themselves and for their descendants. It is not, nor was it ever intended to be, an entitlement for everyone in the world at large. The United States is a sovereign nation and as such, its immigration policy is established by acts of Congress with the concomitant approval of the President. Any entry into the United States by illegal means is a violation of Congressional acts, and, therefore, constitutes a federal offense.

At this time there are millions of people living in the United States who did not arrive by legal means. These people are fugitives from the law, though many of them have been law-abiding residents since the time of their illegal entry. It is the scale of this state-of-affairs that presents such consternation to the millions of American citizens who have conflicting opinions about what should be done about the so-called "illegal aliens" living among us.

It seems to me that a common-sensical approach to resolving the controversy surrounding this major issue is available. Suppose that the federal violation of illegal entry into the United States had an associated statute of limitations, as most non-capital offenses do have. Then a procedure for dealing with people who have been revealed to have entered illegally could be outlined as follows:

There would not be an active "manhunt" for any illegal aliens. But, in the course of any arrest procedure subsequent to an alleged crime having been committed, the law-enforcement agency could investigate whether or not the alleged perpetrator was a legal resident of the United States. If not, that person would be subject to deportation, if the prosecution deemed that to be the appropriate remediation under the circumstances. If, however, the perpetrator's illegal entry had exceeded the statute of limitations, then an alternative to deportation could be offered, namely, that person could accept a green-card, as if he had immigrated legally at the time of his arrest. Subsequent to the fulfillment of all the prerequisites for naturalization (which include five years of continuous law-abiding residence in the United States, as of receipt of the green-card) naturalized citizenship would be granted to the individual.

The above described process is not perfect, and would not satisfy everyone who has a stake in these matters. But it does have the advantage of being neither a too-lenient general amnesty, nor a too-harsh strict deportation for all illegal aliens.

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Monday, November 28, 2011

This Week's Best of Rule 5

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Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Chads for the Bit Bucket

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I would rather sit in traffic, naked, eating glass   …

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My suggestion is that you focus your thinking by making a reverse bucket list of all the things you are positive you don't want to do. I've made a reverse bucket list of my own that you may use as a model. Here are 25 of the things that I hope never to do:

  1. Climb Mount Everest
  2. See any movie or read any book about self-actualizing rich people who climb Mount Everest
  3. See that movie about the guy who cuts off his arm in a ravine that isn't even on Mount Everest
  4. […]
— Jeffrey Goldberg, OCT 5 2011 (theatlantic.com)

I have been making "to do" lists (as well as "to go" lists) forever. Imagine my excitement at learning about a type of list that seems like just the thing for someone of my demographic (retired) — a "not to do" list:
  • Eat haggis
  • Attend any function where people are liable to extol the merits of haggis
  • Drink Merlot
  • Attend any function where people are liable to order Merlot
  • Go to Disneyland
  • Wait in line for 3 hours to shake hands with some guy in a mouse suit
  • Occupy Wall Street or any other street
  • Take a dump on a patrol car
  • Have a discussion with an idiot
  • Discuss politics with a liberal

I'm sure I'll think of more chads for the bit bucket, but that last entry made me throw up in my mouth a little bit ...

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Sunday, November 20, 2011

Happiness Is the Pursuit

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The setup for a classic joke is, "What do women want?". To which one of many punchlines is "More!" But what all people of either gender (except for the psychopaths among us) really want is happiness. There are many reasons, however, why happiness eludes so many people, not the least of which is an unwillingness and/or the inability to learn what would make the individual happy.

There are many well known contenders for yielding happiness, such as love, sex, money, power, pizza, and a myriad of stuff your neighbor wishes he had. But there is no panacea for happiness, no single objective that floats everyone's boat, as it were. Unless ...

Well, unless happiness is a state of mind that emerges, not from the attainment of an objective, but from its pursuit! Just think of the many ways one experiences unhappiness: "buyer's remorse"; "Is that all there is?"; "It's not all it's cracked-up to be"; ennui; "I'd rather be fishing"; "Jello, again?". On the other hand, the thrill of the pursuit, the anticipation of success, the suspense, the mystery, the action are all awash in endorphins. "It's the pursuit, stupid", to coin a phrase.

Bitching, moaning, and occupying is for the lazy and the ignorant. Happiness is not easy; if it was it would be much more common than we observe it to be. It has to be earned the old fashioned way — via thoughtful, vigorous, active pursuit.

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Saturday, November 19, 2011

This Week's Best of Rule 5

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Friday, November 11, 2011

On Apples, Oranges, and Dimensional Analysis

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As Thomas Sowell stated in his essay, Meaningless “Equality”,
“But all of these concepts suffer from the same problem: For equality, inferiority, or superiority to have any meaning, what is being compared must first be commensurable. A symphony is not equal to an automobile. Nor is it inferior or superior. They are simply not commensurable.”

To invoke a more familiar example of incommensurableness: you can't compare apples and oranges.

The concept of "equality" (or the lack thereof, "inequality") is formally defined in mathematics. Whereas practically everyone knows that 2+2=4, many people might not realize that the claim, "Two apples plus two oranges equal four pears" is a meaningless statement. The reason such a statement, though numerically reasonable, is mathematically meaningless has to do with mixed units (or dimensionality). Thus, in order to make rational comparisons between objects, even related objects such as apples, oranges, and pears, one must first establish a common unit for comparison of those objects. In this instance, it could be, by agreement, units of fruit.

Dimensional analysis, by which one can establish whether or not a physical equation, involving quantities having various units of measure (such as energy, distance, time, etc.) can possibly make sense, is a very useful analytic tool. If both sides of the equation do not have (or can not be reduced to) identical combinations of units, then the equation can not possibly be meaningful.

Unfortunately, in the real world of sociopolitical discourse, such niceties as commensurableness are frequently ignored. But the consequences of such ignorance can, and often do, add up to dramatic waste of time, effort, and wealth, through bad blood, bad policy, and many tears of frustration.


N.B.:

My article "On Apples, Oranges, and Dimensional Analysis" was first published November 10, 2011 at 6:32 pm on the Technorati web site. I am reproducing it here today, in accordance with Technorati's cross-posting policy.
 — TheBigHenry (AKA Henri LeGrand)


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Sunday, November 6, 2011

This Week's Best of Rule 5

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Friday, November 4, 2011

Now in the Weeds of our Discontent

My article "Now in the Weeds of our Discontent" was first published November 03, 2011 at 6:15 pm on the Technorati web site. I am reproducing it here today, in accordance with Technorati's cross-posting policy.
 — TheBigHenry (AKA Henri LeGrand)



Now in the Weeds of our Discontent - Technorati Politics: 'via Blog this'

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The world has just surpassed the milestone of seven billion people. Despite dire and repeated predictions to the contrary, major portions of the world's population have organized themselves into societies that, for the first time in human history, have an abundance of leisure time. The tragic irony of this achievement is that, by and large, we haven't figured out what to do with such bounty.

For millennia, men spent all of their waking hours trying to extend their waking hours for another day. Then Moses invented the Sabbath, as well as the general concept of leisure time. For the first time, common man could conceive of a new purpose for living, besides simply securing more life. One of the new goals became securing a more comfortable future. And this spurred creative thinking.

Fast forward to the post World War Two world. With the end of the great depression, modern technology and global free-market capitalism ignited a wave of wealth creation in the Western world, also including the Axis losers of the World War (Germany, Italy and Japan). By the end of the nifty fifties, ordinary people had more leisure time than common man had ever dreamed of having. So along came the hippies of the sixties, the greatest wastrels the world had ever seen. Their "gift" to humanity? How to put leisure time to no-use at all, besides getting wasted and trashing the environment.

Subsequently, the boomers led the way to allowing mass media, especially television, to entertain them while they succumbed to stuffing their faces with barely edible feces, as their lower extremities vanished beyond the event-horizon of their midriff bulges. And gradually, their minds, what was left of them from too many drugs and drunken orgies in school, began to turn off, as TV-land produced an endless stream of alternate reality to keep them semi-conscious enough to procreate new generations of zombies, like the ones currently occupying and defecating on the streets of our cities. The campers aren't happy, either. They want something, but they can't figure out what.

Nobody else knows what these "occupiers" want either, but what these whiners need is a life. A life with a purpose, to replace the no-account wasting-of-life they are currently engaged in. I suggest they swap one of their nifty iGadgets (BTW, how did they manage to acquire all that wiz-bang technology, eh?) for a Kindle so they can start reading books (I assume that they were at least taught how to read in college). There is a world of knowledge available to anyone with an interest to learn something. Learn to be cogent and rational. Learn how to learn more. Try to improve your mind, which is what distinguishes you from a cockroach. And try to make the world a better place to live in than the one you have been defecating on.

[Read source: http://technorati.com/politics/article/now-in-the-weeds-of-our]

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Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Careful — Don't Step in the Message!

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Occupied. By f*cking dimwits.

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Two Occupiers Explain Occupy Wall Street

WARNING: ADULT LANGUAGE



There's a message here somewhere. But it is not contained within the slogans. It emanates from the steaming piles of horseshit left in the wake of the "occupiers".

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