"It's not easy being green." — Kermit da Frog
Related source » POOP BURGER: Japanese Researchers Create Artificial Meat From Human Feces
Eat shit and diet! (h/t Malcolm)
[I shit you not! TBH]
[This related source is recommended in its entirety]
“Some hardcore carnivores have a hard time finding meat alternatives such as soy protein or tofu burgers to be palatable. But non-meat eaters may lose their appetite along with their carnivorous friends over this one – a meat alternative made from HUMAN EXCREMENT. Yep, you heard me correctly — Japanese scientist Mitsuyuki Ikeda has developed a “burger” made from soya, steak sauce essence, and protein extracted from human feces.”
Read more: POOP BURGER: Japanese Researchers Create Artificial Meat From Human Feces | Inhabitat — Green Design Will Save the World
— by Lori Zimmer, 06/16/11 (inhabitat.com)
Had enough? I leave you with this classic:
So 3 guys go on a camping trip. They agree to take turns every night to cook and clean-up. But, if either of the other guys complains about the food prepared, the complainer has to clean up instead of the cook. They all hate cleaning up.Stay thirsty, my friends ...
The first guy loads up on the salt (natch), but neither of the other two complains. The second guy, of course, loads up on salt and pepper. Not a peep.
The third guy decides to put shit in the food. One of the others blurts out:
"This tastes like shit — but it's good!"
Post 1,660 Gag Me with a Burger
No comments:
Post a Comment