I hereby proclaim the Religion of Free Luncheon, with me as Prophet-in-Chef. All true believers in free lunch are welcome to worship at the alter of roast beef on rye and/or the alter of alternative diets. BYOB.Related Link » Pagan police get right to take festivals as holiday
Édouard Manet: The Luncheon on the Grass
“Being serving police officers, they would no doubt leave their sun worshipping, mead drinking and naked dancing for their days off, not to mention the annual practice of leaving food out for the wandering dead. As of today, however, pagan police have the right to take their festivals as official holiday after their support group won formal recognition from the Home Office. The Pagan Police Association was announced by co-founder PC Andy Pardy, who, when he is not patrolling the beat in Hertfordshire, is a heathen worshipper of Norse gods including Thor and Odin.” TimesOnline
Our current lineup of festivals is as follows:
- Ham and Cheese Feast Day
- 3rd Tuesday in January
- Mac and Cheese Feast Day
- 3rd Tuesday in February
- Tuna Salad Feast Day
- 3rd Tuesday in March
- Goulash Feast Day
- 3rd Tuesday in April
- Generic Food Feast Day
- 3rd Tuesday in May
- Make-your-own-pie Feast Day
- 3rd Tuesday in June
- Fill-in-the-blank Feast Day
- 3rd Tuesday in July
- Milk and Cookies Feast Day
- 3rd Tuesday in August
- All-you-can-eat Feast Day
- 3rd Tuesday in September
- Fasting Feast Day
- 3rd Tuesday in October
- Egg Salad Feast Day
- 3rd Tuesday in November
- Mother-of-all-feasts Feast Day
- 3rd Tuesday in December
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