The traditional "State Question" in New Mexico, most frequently asked by restaurant staff, is 'Red, green, or Christmas?' But the title conundrum of this post is based on the following considerations:
The Governor of New Mexico, Bill Richardson, a candidate for the Democratic Presidential Nomination, wants to debate his opponents in Spanish. Considering that the objective of such a debate is to convince the electorate of a candidate's qualifications for elected office vis-a-vis his opponents, and that the primary qualifications for any American voter are citizenship, age, and proven ability to read, write, and speak English, Richardson's proclivity for Spanish in this context seems odd. Unless you can admit the possibility that he has negative IQ (which is a euphemism).Impact on Los Alamos, New Mexico:
First, the good news. Los Alamos, home of the eponymous National Laboratory (LANL), is arguably the most intelligent community in the Nation, if not the World, based on the disproportionately high concentration of PhD scientists, most of whom are employed by LANL (natch). Moreover, Los Alamos has the highest concentration of millionaires (misers?) in the Nation, based on the number of banks (per capita) and their corresponding data bases, exceeded only by the number of churches (pious misers?).Impact on the State of New Mexico:
The bad news is that if you factor in their Governor's IQ, the average IQ of a Los Alamosian becomes that of a dumbass (which is a technical term). It's a f*cking nightmare.
First, the bad news. The Governor of New Mexico has negative IQ.
The good news is that the Governor is a perfect match for his State. It's a no-brainer.
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