Dude, Where's My Alma Mater?

The once and future great institution, Columbia University, has been hijacked. I have fond memories of CU dating back to the wild and woolly 60's, though, at that time, my agenda comprised mostly serious items, including graduate degrees and bridge. Four decades later, I am saddened to acknowledge that my alma mater has been pillaged by ignorance, antisemitism, political-correctness lunacy, rabid leftism, and depraved indifference to common sense.

One of the oldest institutions of higher learning in the Nation has fallen victim to the scourge of the new millennium: virulent self destruction. This new cancer pandemic must be eradicated before it consumes the rest of the civilized world. Until a cure is found, we must rely on radical excision of the malignant c*nts. Cut to the chase. Invoke the Implicit Commandment. Do it.