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Vice President Joe Biden, AKA Biden F*cking Deal, is a man of many words, most of which do not compute.

As a public service, so as to promote a clearer (and cleaner) image produced by the Administration's high-tech smoke-and-mirrors transparency, we submit a laundry-list of metaphorical props and prompters for their convenience in throwing whatever it is they are throwing under the bus:

• laughed like the Devil who was also laughing;
• laughed like a hyena who was also laughing;
• laughed like a humming bird who was also laughing;
• it's a big f*cking deal just like a BFD;
• it's a f*cking deal like a BFD that's not so big;
• it's a huge f*cking deal like a BFD, only bigger;
• it's an E-bomb like a penultimate F-bomb;

Insane like, uh, Joe Biden                   h/t Theo

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