Related Link » Keith Olbermann is a giant baby: We watch, because we’re paid toAll of which begs the question: "Does anyone manufacture a colonoscope large enough to accommodate Teeth D'Olbermann?
On Wednesday afternoon around 1:45 p.m., the New York Times reported that Keith Olbermann had petulantly forced the abrupt cancellation of MSNBC’s weeklong series ‘America the Angry’. On Wednesday afternoon around 1:47 p.m., Olbermann suddenly tweeted that he would be undergoing a colonoscopy that would prevent him from hosting Wednesday and Thursday’s shows. This raises three questions:— By Ruth Graham, 04/23/10 (TheDC)
- What kind of colonoscopy takes two days to perform?
- Would a giant baby who has a documented history of ‘refus[ing] to host his show on occasions when he was unhappy with management’ be more susceptible to colon problems than a normal person?
- Could a colonoscopy remove a stick that has been lodged in the colon area for several decades?
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