Planet of the Apeshits

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“That's right, folks: the Left's day of civil disobedience in D.C. to protest global warming looks to be snowed out — just as I predicted back in December.”
 — Greg Pollowitz

 h/t Greg Pollowitz

OK folks, it's official. Remember that so-called "Re-enactment of the BIG Bang", which "failed" back in September? Now it can be told: we have passed through a GINORMOUS time warp and landed on:

The Planet of the Apeshits

The Obamination Government:

• The Six-Trillion-Dollar Man
• The Idiot from Del
• The Speaker from Hell (AKA The Jumping Frog of Calaveras Co San Francisco)

Ignoble Lariats:

• Jimma da Jerk
• "Gore My Ox" Al

Holyshitwood:

• Sean Penn
• et al.

Mainstream Media:

• All of 'em!

The list goes on ...

Basically, we're totally f*cked (AKA big banged).

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