The Go-to Blame Guy

{link » It's only one man's experience, but it's an interesting argument . . .}

“. . . about what might happen when government agencies try to spend billions of dollars more, quickly:

‘It was years before DHS got the situation under control and between the start and when they finally assembled a sufficiently capable team of lawyers, contracting officials, technical experts and resource managers, most of the money was totally wasted.’

But don't worry. If it doesn't work out, I'm sure Krugman et al. will blame W. for it.”
 — Craig Newmark

Don't know jack shit about jack shit? Blame it on W.

Gas prices too high? Blame it on W.

Gas prices too low? Blame it on W.

Can't tell your ass from a hole in the ground? Blame it on W.

Need a fall guy? Blame it on W.

Your life, such as it is, is a frickin' mess? Blame it on W.

Climate patterns don't fit Gore's dire predictions? Blame it on W.

Insane Congress bails everybody out except you? Ask Krugman what to do. He'll blame it on W.