Remembrance in Spacetime: He Said, She Said

Friday, November 6, 2009

He Said, She Said

Posted by TheBigHenry at 9:39 PM Labels: Lends a whole new meaning to the phrase, Say what?, spoof

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“Mr Balls said: ‘Sex and relationship education is a very important element and we see it as crucial to our drive to reduce teenage pregnancy’.”
— ‘From The Times, November 6, 2009’

The 15-year-olds texted their friends: "ROTFLMAO".

Ms. Boobs declined to comment.

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